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Screwed?
A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told
him he could find anything he wanted there.
When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female
voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an initiation fee," answered the voice.
The man slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes passed. Nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open.
"Hey," exclaimed the man, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
Ok, there is this girl and her father and they're driving. The girl says look daddy
there are some moo moos. The father says no honey call them by their really name those are cows. SO they keep driving
then the daughter says look daddy there is a choo choo. The daddy says no honey call it by it's real name thats
a train.
So when they get home the daddy says go get ready for bed and pick out a book for me to read to you so she does
that. Her daddy comes up stairs and says honey what book did you pick she says WINNIE THE SHIT.
A bus filled with politicians is speeding down a country road when it swerves into a field and hits a tree. The
farmer who owns the field and tree comes out to investigate. Then he digs a hole and buries the politicians. A
few days later the sheriff drives by and sees the bus. He goes and gets the farmer and asks him where the politicians
are. He says he buried them. The sheriff asks if they were all dead. The farmer says, "Some of them were but
some of them were trying to tell me they weren't. But you know how politicians lie!"
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