Land of promise, bountious
Within our reaches there
Beulah land so beautiful
It's time for flitterin'
We'll soon be packing up
New places, new faces
As we go flitterin'
She's the pink of perfection from her prissy pink nose
She's the pink of perfection made of skim milk and rice
Never walked e'er a creature with features so fair
She's a princess presiding in diaphanous gown
You must walk feminine
Dance feminine
Let him do the talking
You must look feminine
Summer magic
Interlude
Hearts grow dearer
Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried
Then a spider and a dragonfly replied
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
While the crickets click their cricky melodies
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
The our caterpillar saw a pretty queen
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
"Beautiful Beulah"
This is beautiful, this is beautiful Beulah
(in the rocky state of Maine)
Land of plenty, meant for us
This is beautiful, this is beautiful Beulah
Grapes big as peaches there
The cows and bees and busy
Who needs any money in the land of milk and honey
Sweet apple trees abound
Wild cherries all around
Berries on the vine, rambling rose entwine
Place so nice, it's a paradise
Let's set forth for it
Let's go north on that train (chugachoo chugachoo chugachoo)
To beautiful Beulah land, beautiful Beulah Maine
To beautiful Beulah land, beautiful Beulah Maine"Flittering"
Dusting off the trunk and flitterin' far
Where the grass is greener
Now and then, comes the time again, for flitterin'
Stacking up our dreams and bric-a-brac for
Some destination
Don't know where, but we're going there
We're flitterin', again
New friendships will start
While old places, old faces
Stay dear to our heart
Following a rainbow, flitterin' bright
Over the horizon
Maybe then and maybe there
We'll settle down and never care
For flitterin' flitterin' flitterin' again"The Pink of Perfection"
To her custard complexion & eleven pink toes
With a chin like a prune
She's a dainty baboon
And she thinks she's the pink of perfection
She's a witch's confection, makes your blood turn to ice
Like a stale charlatreuse
With the charm of a moose
And she thinks she's the pink of perfection
Like a Lillian Russell without any hair
With a face and a figure that's the envy of clowns
She's a knock kneed gazelle
With a voice like a bell
And she thinks she's the pink of perfection"Femininity"
Talk feminine
Smile and beguile feminine
Utilize your femininity
That's what every girl should know, if she wants to catch a beau
Glance feminine
Act shy and sigh feminine
Compliment his masculinity
That's what every girl should know, if she wants to catch a beau
Med adore good listeners
Laugh, but not too loudly (Haha)
If he should choose to tell a joke
Be radiant, but delicate
Memorize the rules of etiquette
Be demure, sweet and pure
Hide the real you
Dress feminine
You're at your best feminine
Emphasize your femininity
That's what every girl should know
Femininity, femininity
That's the way to catch a beau"Summer Magic"
The soft summer magic
Drifts across the meadow
Summer magic
It weaves through the willow
Right into your heart
A song the river sings
The joys soon set free
Warm rain on blossoming, growing things
And heaven seems nearer
Winter dreams come true
Oh that magic
What wonderful magic summer can do"Ugly Bug Ball"
To a sympathetic beetle by his side
I've got nobody to hug
I'm such an ug-i-ly bug
If you're serious and want to win a bride
Come along with us, to the glorious annual ugly bug ball
To the ugly bug ball (to the ball to the ball)
And a happy time we'll have there, one and all and the ugly bug ball
All the ants were fancy dancing with the fleas
Then up from under the ground
The worms came squirming around
Oh they danced until their legs were nearly lame
Every little crawling creature you could name
Everyone was glad
What a time they hade
They were so happy they came
To the ugly bug ball (to the ball to the ball)
And a happy time we'll have there, one and all and the ugly bug ball
She was beautiful and yellow black and green
He said would you care to dance
Their dancing lead to romance
Then she sat upon his caterpillar knee
And he gave his caterpillar queen a squeeze
Soon they'll honeymoon
Build a big cocoon
Thanks to the ugly bug ball
To the ugly bug ball (to the ball to the ball)
And a happy time we'll have there, one and all and the ugly bug ball
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