Abit of Background
John, father of Roy is a veteran bus driver is well respected in the areas in which he works.
John is an avid Beekeeper and has his own bee hive in Ripley. His collection is the most impressive in his beekeeping community and one day John plans to break the 'beard of bees' record before he retires, he has to break this record once before but his attempt was not successful as he was short of around 25bees. But even though he did fail at his attempt, he did gain interest from a cable TV station called 'Live TV', when John decides to go for the record again, 'Live TV' plans to broadcast the attempt Live, this was due to the sheer excitment the last attempt gave. Gerald Nutkins a Live TV producer who was there to see the last record attempt said himself "The attempt was the most coragous attempt at a record I have ever seen, a true sportman, next time I will bring the family along." so with these words, the Roy and John revolutuion stands to be televised....
Anyway there isn't to many John quotes as yet, but when there are new quotes they will immidatly be put on the page, so until then enjoy...
"I've got more food down me beard than in me beak"
John Picks up the phone:
"Errrmmmmmm nooo, I'm afraid Richard isn't in right now.....
hes huh huh huh giving it some rinse"
John Challands "Sooooo errrrr Rich--ard, where would you huh huh huh like to go on holiday this year?"
Roy "Well errrr Costa Brava sound like a nice little spot"
John "Costa Brava, more like Ruddy Costa - Fortune"
While John is walking in the Park he sees a person squating a bee
"Excuse me Sir, may i spare a second of your time"
"yeah sure mate what is it?"
"thank you, i'd just like to say, you seem like a very charming man"
"errrmm oh thanks"
"thats ok...but what i have to say is that if I ever see you doing that
with a bee again, i'm afraid i'm gonna have to break yur nose....
thank you so very much for your time sir"
John answers the door while Roy is in the toilet:
"Ermmmmmm ha ha ha errrrmmmm Richard is in...
(points to the toilet) but hes ON!"
"ooooooohhhh Youth of today...wouldn't know a hard days graft even if it poked 'em in the eye"
"Errrrrmmm well, U'know.......... Boys will be Boys"
More John Quotes when we get them!!! Stay Tuned!!
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