ROY WEAR is a new feature added to the Roy Empire, so while every effort is being made to cope with demand products will appear slowly but surely. ROY has employed 5 top fashion designers to recreate his favourite sheepskin moments. For now here is what is on offer through ROY-WEAR MAIL ORDER DIRECT Summer Season '99....
Edwin here is wearing a classic SHHEPSKIN COAT worn during SPRING 97 but don't worry ROY himself said that this COAT is comin out of the closet for the Summer. Wearing a Sheepkin in Summer might put you off alittle but don't worry, this coat is specially fitted with an inseam pocket to put your cans of coke in. What makes this coat stand out is the classic GOLD TRIM around the cuffs, what makes this coat even more appealing is that ROY claims it to be a right ode babe magnet. Don't worry though the official statistics for this coat will appear, did ROY lie to you will shall soon find out....
ROY WEAR PRICE - $33.99
ROY WEAR RATINGS - ****
VALUE FOR MONEY - ***
TIMES ROY HAS PULLED IN THIS COAT - 0
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Well what do we have here for you? A Ultmimate priceless piece of SHEEPSKIN ground from the finest sheep. ROY told me that he went into the Sex Shop with this coat and brought a PENIS EXTENDOR. I heard that ROY placed the extendor in his left pocket and it was so big it didn't fit in the pocket fully, despite the pockets reaching in at a big 7inches long...
ROY WEAR PRICE - $99.99
ROY WEAR RATING - *****
VALUE FOR MONEY - *****
TIMES ROY HAS PULLED IN THIS COAT - 0 (suprise, suprise)
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Well if you are a ROY bargain hunter here is the item for you!! Due to a mistake made by a farmer high on LYNX, this coat was not made out of sheepskin....i'm afraid 10 little lambs got slaughtered in the making of this coat. But if you are prepared to put this aside, this is a great coat to have in your collection, a real treat stocking filler for christmas, so be sure to do some of your xmas shopping early and make this purchase....
ROY WEAR PRICE - $5.99
ROY WEAR RATING - **
VALUE FOR MONEY - *****
TIMES ROY HAS PULLED IN THIS COAT - 0
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So you have the sheepskin coat right? dressed to impress, hoping to pull a fine chick tonight righ? wrong, soon as she looks at your footwear you are sure to fail, so with this in mind we are offering you the exclusive chance to own your own pair of ROY slippers. ROY often wears these to goto the park, the pub, the job centre and collect his dole from the post office so these shoes know all about ROYS wearabouts, an essecntial purchase for any sheepskin wearers!!!!
ROY WEAR PRICE - $0.59
ROY WEAR RATING - ***
VALUE FOR MONEY - *****
TIMES ROY HAS PULLED WEAR THIS ITEM - 0
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You can stand out in a crowd with this jumper on!!! ROY who often wears this jumper to casual places such as the pub and nightclubbing believes that this jumper is an essential purchase, if you want something to look cool underneath that sheepskin...
ROY WEAR PRICE - $6.99
ROY WEAR RATING - ****
VALUE FOR MONEY - ****
TIMES ROY HAS PULLED WEAR THIS ITEM - 0
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