To save confusion, none of the new quotes will be added to the grade lists, instead they will be graded individually beside the quote itself, if you don't get that they you will understand when you see the quotes.
Anyway here is 'ROY UPDATED NUMBER 1' Updated on 05/09/08
When Roy found a good deal on Rump Steak:
"Tell ya what Jim, at these ode prices, ya just canna grumble,
I mean, there comes a time in a mans life when the finer things
like good wine, good ode food and a bit of ye ode convorsation
are all the ruddy matters, ya know what I mean Jim, ya know
what I mean? ya just canna jocking beat it"
GRADE : A
Roy after buying Fish and Chips:
"Arrrr he be the catch of the day"
GRADE :C
"ave you been in the ode Knife box today or som'mut?"
"What are you talking about Roy?"
"well your a bit ruddy sharpe arn't ya"
GRADE : U
Roy after a 6pint stint of Ruddles:
"Now Lads, put down y'ode tankards, cos I wanna make a toast, come on
Percy, Mr Wilks, come over from y'ode dart board cos I got something to
say. Thanks boys, much obliged. Now I know I ain't been the most relaxed
person lately, bin a bit of an ode wildman lately 'ave I. Infact at times
I've done a bit of stuff that'll make y'ode cream curd. Like one time aunt
bet made me one of grandma ode steak and kidney pies, and I left the whole
thing, I tell ya, I fed the lot to the ode dog, now normally ya just canna
grumble at ode bets pies, best pie in the whole land are they, but I think
I 'ad a bit to much of y'ode ruddles the night before. Anyway I'd just like
to say lads that even though I may not show it, I appreciate you all, and to
show it am gonna get this next round...barman get these boys here some of the
finest ruddles you got, and go get yer sen at pack of cheesy wotsits"
GRADE :A
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