"If You can't take the Heat.....GET OUTTA THE KITCHEN!!!"
Roy after giving a homeless person 10p
"There ya go mate....go get yer sen a cup of coffee"
"Now i don't mind being called Richard.....Chaz is fine.....(Long pause then shouts) But don't call me Roy"
"Maybe not today, maybe not tommorow, but some day am gonna see the ode Rams back at the old twin towers"
Roy Poetry of his Beloved Drink
After 3 Pints of Ruddles,
Me Minds in all Kinds of Muddles.
"Steve is as honest as a Day is Long"
(Seconds before Newton takes a leak over the carpet)
"Yeah hes been as good as Gold...Newton has"
"U Know, I'm not one to complain, cos you know i'm not a man who likes to grumble, but these TV dinners are just no way as good as they used to be"
"Your a poet, and you don't bloody well know it"
"Bumcheeks, Bumcheeks, everybody need there bloomin good Bumcheck"
Oh yeah i saw Afmed the other day, u'know what they say dun't ya...hair today, gone tommorow"
Roy sees a girl he likes kissing another guy:
"Jim.......it makes ya bloody sick, thats my bit of old crumpet"
"Call that bloody skill, me uncle Stan could do better standing on his hands"
Clive "Yeah I went to Rollerworld the other day"
Roy "Oh yeah what do ya do there then?"
"Look at him tooting away, I say look at him tooting away, I Think hes going batty, he thinks hes a bloomin Owl Dun't he"
"I couldn't give a monkeys. Your a 24 carret fruit cake"
"I Know where me Breads Buttered"
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