"I've seen rummin shit games before Jim, but that takes the Biscuit"
"Yeah I wanna goto Madhouse in a bit, get shirt for me Sunday best"
"How much was that Roy?"
"That thing? Cost me 10 of the bloomin Queens pound!"
"Whats your favourite drink them Roy?"
"My favourite tipple, canna beat the ode Ruddles matey"
"Yeah his car is a nice runner, it has a smart little bonet"
"Newton cost me £250.......(braces himself and says) he's a Pedigree!"
"Yeah me Dad knows him, says he's as soft as shit"
Roys Shit Impression, In a Really High Pitched Voice
"Coooome oooooonn, I take Noooooo Shit"
While Roy is having an argument weith someone while he is sitting down,
he gets really pissed off and stands up, slams his hand on the table and says:
"Where the cap fits"
Then there is a long pause of silence
"Makes ya proud be in the 19th Century"
"But we are in the 20th Century Roy"
"Aha But the year is 1997..........Got ya there din I huh huh huh"
"Went for a good old Curry T'utter Day, morning after, I blew me top"
"Ya Can call me Levi ya can"
"Whys that Roy?"
"Cos it's in me Genes"
"Don't insult a man of my intelligance"
John "Rich--ard, i need you to go to the huh huh huh shop..to go get some bread and milk, u'know the daily essentials"
Roy "Sure Father, always a pleasure never a choir"
"Well Well Well..The Tides have turned...the tides have turned"
"Me and me Ruddles...like two peas in a Pod, I say like two peas in a pod"
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