"Alright Roy"
"Thats me name, don't wear it out"
A Guy gets on the bus who looks like Harold Bishop, 2minute later everyone has forgot about it cos the joke wore off but Roy was still Chuckling to himself and embarressing himself by going:
"Harold...huh huh Harold"
"Steves a good man, hes a top bloke"
"We have a good little natter me and Steve do, I say a good little natter"
A Roy Joke
"What Do you call a sausage that has been punched?"
"A Battered Sausage"
"Your as daft as a Brush you are...I say as daft as a brush"
"Yeah hes got a good little bark on him Newton has, a good little bark!!"
As Roy Gulps down the first section of his Bounty Bar, he says
"Hey Lads, it's a Game of two halves"
"Alright old timer, whats the time"
"I think we will hammer West Ham"
"Roy Say something cool"
"I need More Time Jim, Just Give Me More Time"
Ooooh look at that piece of fine crumpet, i'd poke her with me Roger"
"Get that bloody coffee down ya neck, it'll do ya good that, i say do ya good"
"Now Come On you know me better than that, Spill the beans"
Roy just before the lottery numbers come out:
"I Know I'm a Sinner,
But make me a Winner"
After going to an away game:
"Hey Roy look, where back in Derby"
"Yeah....theres no place like home Jim.....I say theres no place like home"
"Yeah I Think we will beat Coventry easy"
"Your sounding confident Roy"
"Well Jim...The Skies are blue, the skies are blue"
"Roy aint seen you in a while what have you been upto?"
"Well u'know i've been out and about, bit of the old cruising and bruising, bit of riding and hiding and some of the ode Tomy Tanking"
"Roy have you got something to say?"
"Yeah.......(Long Pause) Ya see those building over there, there like Halfords mum tits.....(Another Long Pause)........Flat!!
"Best thing 'bout New Year, is it comes but once"
"His so regular you can time ya watch by im.........
5 Minutes Late"
"I'm not Stubborn, just got a bit of the ode bumfluff"
"Am as Pukka as a Pie"
"Yeah and Pigs will Fly"
"I tell ya, I was walking round town from morn till ruddy high noon today…I swear I thought me Knees where gonna give way, I say gonna give way they where"
"What's up with you then? cat got yer tongue?'
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