You know you've played too much DAoC When...
1) You announce to your classmates or co-workers that you're running to the restroom by yelling out "BIO".
2) You have ever been AF on someone to find yourself back on the wizzy pad at Castle Sauvage.
3) You secretly wonder if the people around you play DAoC and if they play another realm's character.
4) The words "link-dead" put you into a state of rage instantly.
5) You have ever hated a Necro for cleaning out all the mobs in a room that you were hunting in.
6) You know how utterly ridiculous and unhelpful appeals are.
7) You can't remember the name of your uncle in Texas, but can ramble off the names of all your guildmates and their levels and specs.
8) 99% of the 50 favorites you have set on your Internet have the words DAoC, TOA, Mythic, or Camelot in them.
9) You have ever paid real money on E-bay for platiums.
10) You bought a second account and/or computer to create a "bot" so you can level faster and buff yourself.
11) The first thing you do when you log on is type /gc who and see who has DF before you even type one chat message.
12) You watch Spongebob Squarepants while you craft.
13) You are at least one piece of armor that someone else gave or lended to you.
14) You always complain that crafted armors are too expensive, but you have a skiff, a house, a vault, a bunch of trophies, and at least 5 glowies that you cant possibly part with.
15) The only reason you ever go to SI is for Avalon City
16) If you are not a stealther, you HATE stealthers.
17) You went through BG0 and BG1, skipped over BG2, and went directly to BG3 or E-Main.
18) Your wife/husband doesnt understand at least 90% of what you say unless they also play.
19) "One more minute" actually means "One more bubble" - and translates into 3 hours.
20) You always have coffee or soda on your desk while playing.
21) You have ever called in sick because you are soooo close to ding.
22) You have mastered the "Alt-Tab" reflex just in case your boss walks by your desk.
23) You have ever gotten into a fight with your spouse over who needs the computer. He/She needs it to pay the bills, and you need it to claim a keep...which is WAY more important!
24) You're idea of a Breaking News Update is more in depth information on Fronteirs on Cammy Herald.
25) You have at least one person on your /ignore list because they asked you to PL them too much or kept asking for money.
26) You liked mushrooms in your salad until you started RvRing with Hibs.
27) You never use your dinner table any more.
28) You refer to your family as Husband, Wife, Mom, Dad, or Kid - AGGRO when they distract you.
29) You tell your boss you are encumbered until you have your morning coffee and to please wait until you regen before he asks you to do anything.
30) You have ever gone to MG1 just to be AE'd with mezz and ganked by a zerg of buffed tanks who are ML8 cats because your CG didn't give you the intel, because your toon was recently nerfed, or because you were LOP or LOE at the time, lost haste, lagged, and almost LD'd. ;-)
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