Author’s Note: I know that when they captured Sasuke, they dragged him out by his shirt collar. This makes sense because Sasuke was in his normal clothes at the time; he hadn’t bothered to get his swimsuit on because he thought he was going to leave as soon as he could; he just had to stay long enough so Kakashi wouldn’t tell all the girls where his house was. I hope that clears things up. ^^;
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. OK! I DON’T; GET IT?! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chp 4. Sakura vs. the Fan Girls
Sakura raced after Ino and the rest of her crazed club, but they were already far ahead of her.
“Sakura!”
Sakura turned around to see who had called her name. It was Hinata. Hinata was running over to where Sakura was standing. When she finally caught up, she stood next to Sakura and said
“I saw the whole thing. Ino has so much nerve! Come on, I’ll help you get Sasuke back from them, lets go!”
“You right Hinata.” Sakura said. “I knew Ino would do anything to have Sasuke, but I never thought she would KIDNAP him!” Sakura had a furious look on her face. Ino had gone too far this time.
*Inner Sakura: INO-PIG! I’LL HUNT YOU AND YOUR STUPID FAN GIRLS DOWN AND SAVE SASUKE!!! HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP SASUKE! AND WHILE I’M AT A PARTY WITH HIM TO! It was my chance to hang out with him . . . AND YOU RUINED IT!!! *
Sakura was fuming. Absolutely fuming.
“Come on Hinata! We have to go save Sasuke from that PIG!” Sakura said in an angry voice.
“Right!” Hinata replied, and the two friends raced off to go save Sasuke.
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Meanwhile, Ino and the other four fan girls had run all the way to an old abandoned house on a hill. They then ran inside (still dragging poor Sasuke behind them) and into the basement. Once inside, they locked the door behind them and went to stand in the middle of the room. One of the girls walked over to the wall and turned on the lights. That’s when Sasuke saw them. Fan girls. LOTS of fan girls, staring at him with a somewhat crazed look in their eyes.
Sasuke then realized that he was tied and gagged, in an abandoned house far away from anything, inside a locked basement, and was in that locked basement with a whole bunch of his fan girls. Sasuke wanted to run far away. Far, far away.
“Today’s meeting will start now.” Ino said, and the mob of Fan girls nodded. “As you can all see, the plan has worked! Sasuke-kun is now ours!” Ino gave a huge grin at saying this, and the whole mob cheered.
“Now- Sasuke-kun! Get back here!!!”
Sasuke was inching away from the circle like a worm (or caterpillar), but Ino yanked him up by his shirt collar and held onto him, so he couldn’t even try to escape.
“Member number 8, take out Sasuke-kun’s gag.” Ino ordered.
Member number 8 obeyed, and as soon as Sasuke could talk, he barked out.
“INO!!! UNTIE ME SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!!”
“Oh, you know you don’t mean that Sasuke-kun!” Ino said with a smile that made Sasuke want vomit.
“Gag him again.” Ino said lazily, and Member number 8 did so.
“WHY YOU-“ but Sasuke was already gagged.
“Now what?” one of the members said. Everyone in the room turned to look at her.
“Huh? What do you mean member 15?” Ino said in a questioning tone.
“What do we do now?” Member 15 continued, “We never discussed what we would do after we captured Sasuke-kun.”
There was a silence throughout the whole room.
“You right . . .” Ino said “we didn’t did we? . . . what are we going to do now?”
There was another silence
“Can I kiss him?” another member piped up.
“Now, member 7,” The vice president replied, “you have to get permission from the club before making a move on Sasuke-kun.”
“That’s right.” Ino joined in the conversation “Lets all discuss if member 7 should be allowed to kiss Sasuke-kun.”
The whole club huddled together and discussed this, some of the girls often looking back and giggling a Sasuke.
Sasuke sweat dropped and had a look on his face like ‘These people are crazy’.
*Why did I ever go to Kakashi’s stupid party; this is the thanks I get huh? Being captured by Fan girls. FAN GIRLS! I never want to see another FAN GIRL again! I hate parties, and fan girls, and enjoyment.*
Sasuke groaned under his gag, hopeing that ‘member 7’ wouldn’t be allowed to kiss him, and wondered what they were going to do to him.
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“WHERE DID THEY GO?!” Sakura howled
She and Hinata had lost sight of Ino and her members, and had no idea where they had taken Sasuke.
“I’m sure they’re around here somewhere, they have to be in the town . . .” Hinata replied, trying to calm down her frantic friend.
“I won’t let them have Sasuke!!!” Sakura continued to yell, “They CAN’T have him!!! They can’t because I want him!!!”
Hinata sweat dropped.
“Sakura, lets go look over there . . .”
“Right” Sakura said, and they went to look in another part of the village.
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Meanwhile, back at the party, Naruto’s shish-ka-bob was done.
“Anyone want shish-ka-bob?” he yelled out.
Iruka and a few other people came over to get some to eat. Neji and Garaa didn’t flinch. They were still death staring each other . . .
After all the shish-ka-bob was gone, Naruto went back to get his cooler. Once he got it, he looked inside to make sure no one had tried to steal his ramen. While looking at all of the ramen, Naruto started to smile broadly, as an idea popped into his head.
“I’m going to open up my own ramen shop right here on the beach!” He exclaimed. Everyone at the party turned to stare at him.
“Iruka, I want you to help me.” Naruto ranted on.
“O . . . k . . .” Iruka replied.
“Good! I’m glad you’re going to help me!!!” Naruto yelled out with joy.
“We can put it right here.” Naruto walked over to a spot on the right side of the beach. There was an old restaurant there.
“Come on, let’s go fix it up!!!” Naruto was grinning ear to ear. Iruka walked over and the two of them started to repair the old restaurant at an amazing rate.
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Before long, the restaurant was completely repaired, and had been turned into a Ramen shop. Naruto then pulled out an apron and a chef’s hat and put them on. (He had brought them because he wanted to cook at Kakashi’s party) He then handed his spare apron to Iruka. (Yes, it fit because it was oversized. That’s why Naruto never wore that one.)
“Lets go!!!” Naruto said, and raced over to his new shop. Iruka shrugged, and followed his former student.
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Inside one of Kurenai’s air vents, Kakashi, Kiba, and Shikamaru had finally made it into ‘the enemy stronghold’.
“Ok.” Kakashi’s said. “It’s time to release the battle hound. Kiba, free the beast.”
Kiba sighed and let go of Akamaru. The dog then raced off down one of the passages in the vent.
“The battle hound has the scent!!!!” Kakashi exclaimed with joy. “After him!!!”
The three of them followed Akamaru down through the vents. Meanwhile, inside Kurenai’s living room, it was getting hot.
“Geez, I need to turn on the air!” Kurenai said to herself. She then walked over to turn on the air conditioning. Cold air blew through the air vents, into the house.
Inside the air vents, Kakashi and co. were being blown back.
“So. . . cold . . .” Shikamaru stuttered out.
“Forget about it!!!” Kakashi yelled back. “We have to save my book!!! This is part of her evil plot!!! Fight the winds of death!!! DEFEAT THEIR EVIL STRENGTH!!!!”
Kiba and Shikamaru looked at each other.
*This is going to be one hard earned twenty bucks*
Shikamaru though to himself.
Author’s Note: I know, Kakashi wasn’t in this one much, but he and Naruto will be in the next one much more!
