Back to the business of wackiness and strangeness........
First up........
Musical Tastes
Well i know everyone has certain tastes in music, its such a mixture.........well i dont like rap, much dance,
hip-hop, jazz, or stuff like that. Whenever i tell people the type of music i like, people usually go
"HUH ?!?" but hey, i'm not daunted :)
How to spot fans of certain types of music :
Its easy when you know how......:
Classical fan : Loves to wear Tux if a man, or flowing gown if a woman.....has ornate glasses and would
tell you off if you didnt listen to what they had to say......
Hard Rock fan : Wears all black, looks gaunt, totally unresponsive to intellegent conversation, answers if you call them Marilyn Manson.......
Jazz fan : If you visit them at home, they have a gramaphone, slippers and velvet dressing gown. Thinks
Acker Bilk is God......
Rap fan : Baggy trousers, big trainers, has problems with their fingers - 3 or so stick out all the time...wants you to "stand up" if you are "the real Slim Shady...".
50's / 60's Music Fan : Thinks the Beatles and Elvis are the best thing since sliced bread, dreadful dress sense, someone most of us call "Mom" and / or "Dad".......;)
Soft Rock fan : If male, has a stupid looking ponytail. Loves Status Quo and Dire Straits.Loves to wear old, faded jeans and slip on shoes. Someone who love pub quizzes and leaves when the pub gets busy....
Thats just a few........any suggestions would be welcome :)
How Do You Know You Are In Love ?
Now that is the main question we all ask ourselves in life. Someone really needs to devise a fool proof
test that shows you if you are actually in love with someone, as there are people out there who are unsure
But what would the questions be ? Now thats a toughie ! Lets try to come up with a few basics........
1, How do you feel in the morning when you wake up next to her / him ?
a) UGH, did i just do that ?
b) Well....how did i get here ?
c) hmm :) i'm glad i'm here
2, You kiss.......
a) UGH.....whats that between his / her teeth ?!?!
b) Um, whats his / her name again ?
c) mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm
3, Your eyes meet across a crowded room......what do you think ?
a) Yikes, he/she has seen me !!!
b) Hmm....whats his / her name again ?
c) Oh its him / her !!! YIPPEE !!!
4, He / She gives you a ring and proposes....what do you do ?
a) Run a mile
b) think long and hard.......wonder if he / she is better than the other person you just met
c) Without delay say "YES !!!!!" and hug them
5, What do you say when he / she suggests you sleep together for the first time ?
a) "With you ?????"
b) "Not without teddy"
c) Dont talk....just kiss
6, When he / she takes you home to meet Mom and Dad.....what question do you least want them to ask ?
a) Do you love my son / daughter ?
b) How many men / women have you slept with ?
c) Giz a kiss :P
7, How do you see you both in 30 years time ?
a) Divorced, with another person
b) Unhappily married.....
c) Still loving your partner
Answers
Mostly A's I think its highly unlikely that you are in love, re-evaluate your life.
Mostly B's I guess you need to rethink your relationship and see what you both want from it.
Mostly C's It looks to me that its the REAL THING !!!
I hope this helps the young or old, lovers out there !!!!
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