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<<Tiger Eating flesh it's natural..... Elephant Eating Grass, it's o.k. But Monkey reading, SMS it's great!!.>>
<<Bandar ka beta apni maa se bola, maa main kitna badsoorat hun! maa boli, beta tu to phir bhi theek hai,usko dekh jo sms padh raha hai. >>
<<Maryada Purus Shree Ram ko Lanka Pe attack karne ke liye 500 Monkey chahiye, 499 pahuchaa diye hai. SMS padh tehi chalte bano.>>
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