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<<3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching TV... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message>>

 

<<A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.>>

 

<<Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering>>
 

<<Jaise lohe ko loha, sone ko sona, zaher ko zaher kaat ta hai, waise ek din tumko kutta katega!!>>

 

<<Tiger Eating flesh it's natural..... Elephant Eating Grass, it's o.k. But Monkey reading, SMS it's great!!.>>

 

<<Bandar ka beta apni maa se bola, maa main kitna badsoorat hun! maa boli, beta tu to phir bhi theek hai,usko dekh jo sms padh raha hai. >>

 

<<Maryada Purus Shree Ram ko Lanka Pe attack  karne ke liye 500 Monkey chahiye, 499 pahuchaa diye hai. SMS padh tehi chalte bano.>>

 

<< Wife Says: Apne Patee se bolee, Mere mann saf hai, aap hajaro me ek hai

Patee Says:  Mera dimag bhi teez hai, tu pahele yeah bata mere Chameli baki 999 kaun hai. >>

 

<< This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience>>

 

<< I'm a nobody.. nobody perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!. >>

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