Here you'll find a collection of some of my favorite quotes and other little pearls of wisdom. Some will make you laugh or get a little misty-eyed, but mostly they will just inspire you. I will periodically add more as time goes on, so check back every now and then. Read on...

Quote Index

Inspirational Quotes
Comical Quotes
Movie Quotes

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? ~Steven Spielberg Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ~Bill Cosby Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ~George Burns I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~Woody Allen Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. ~Mark Twain If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? ~Robin Williams You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work. ~Gallagher I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat. ~Harold Wilson I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~Unknown Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ~Unknown Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. ~Billy Crystal Carrie: What do you want? Mr. Big: Why don't we save time and you just tell me what I want? ~Sex and the City Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Oprah Winfrey If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. ~Jeff Foxworthy

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