The new commandant
During the Boer war at an English army
post in Africa a new commandant arrives to take over. He says to the old
commandant "Well done and compliments from Her Majesty"
The old commandant says "I can't take the
credit- my right hand man Smithers runs this place!! - I'll introduce you
to him"
The old commandant calls out "Smithers!!"
and from around the corner comes this decrepit midget, 3 foot tall, no
hair, no teeth, blind in one eye, a withered arm and a gummy leg!!
The new Commandant says "Is this Smithers??
- er - give me your history prior to joiining up here Smithers!!"
Smithers replies "Well sir, I was All England
bench press champion for 2 years;prop forward in the British Lions rugby
team;rowed in the Winning Cambridge crew and was the Scottish Highlands
caber tossing champion"
The old Commandant says "Yes-we know all
that Smithers-tell the new commandant about the time here when you told
our local witchdoctor to get fucked!"
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