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Precious Memories

One Sunday morning, a minister told his congregation that he was going to say a series of words and he wanted them to sing the hymn that came to mind after he said each word.

The first word he said was "rock" and the congregation immediately began singing "Rock Of Ages." The second word he said was "blood," and they launched into "Power in the Blood." The third word was "cross," and they began singing "The Old Rugged Cross."

The fourth word he said was "SEX." Everyone gasped and then got very quiet. At last, in the back of the church, a very sweet little 90 year-old lady stood up and started singing "Precious Memories."

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