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The painting

       Gatiep en Gammat are sitting on a bus in Cape Town
        when  this lady gets on with a face made up to kill:
        bloodshot red lips, seven layers of base and such massive
        eyelashes that she can barely keep her eyes open.
        There's no vacant seats, so she stand, hanging onto
        the leather strap.
        'Hei Gammat,' says Gatiep, 'why don't you offer the
        lady your seat?'
        'Nei,' says Gammat, 'a painting's got to hang.'

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