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Zebra crossing

Koos, from Loeriesvlei, daar onder in die Bosveld, sets foot in Gauteng for the first time in his life. He tries to cross a street in Sandton, but every time he steps off the pavement, a Porsche or a BMW or a 4x4 nearly knocks him over.

A spietkop sees the struggling Koos and shouts, "Hei, there's a zebra crossing just a little way down the street."

Koos says, "Well, I hope he's having better luck than I am!"

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