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Zulu's

A plane is flying over USA. The pilot announces that the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out.  A few minutes later the pilot announces again that the plane is still losing height, and "we must
throw out anything that is in the cabin".

Moments later the plane is still going down.  The pilot announces "we must throw out some people, but to ensure that it is fair, will do it in alphabetical order.  A.... any Africans on board?"

No one moves.

(Pilot) "B.... any Blacks on board?"

No one moves.

(Pilot) "C.... any Caribbean's on board?"

No one moves.

A little black boy sitting in the aisle seats asks his dad "What are we,
dad?

(Dad); "Tonight, son, we are Zulus!"

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