What does it take to be evil
Here's a list of things that most bad guys have that you might consider getting for yourself in darker hours... *evil laughter*
1. Evil laughter
2. Cool hairdo
3. Lots of gel to get that cool hairdo
4. Cool costume and accessories
5. Cool powers (Magic is usually red or black)
6. Cool weapon (Swords have evil-sounding names like "of darkness" or "of destruction", weird-looking staves, etc)
Try to have an "ultimate" one for both 5 and 6.
7. Cool or unusual name
8. Cool background music
9. Cool and evil-looking layer/hiding place/castle. (try not to tell it's position to the hero)
10. An attitude and an evil glare
11. A goal (like trying to take over the world)
12. Ennemies (This is the most important one!!! You can't be a bad guy if there isn't anyone against you)
13. Evil henchmen (try not to get the comic relieves) or a good boss
14. Lots of money to get all that stuff
Other things that may help you look and be more evil
-Your own fanclub (may be brainwashed or henchmen)
-Dark colors
-An evil pet
-Be gorgeous (must have a killer glare)
-Be recluse or get a weird hobby
-Get a nice transport (call it Ceberus, Apocalypse or something like that)
Please mind the fact that the only really NECESSARY things are 11 and 12. Spice it up with #1 and 10,if you want to have a slightly villaineous aspect. Poeple who want to be bad guys like the Mimaniac and other realistic-er poeple should only consider the essential...it's just more fun if you're able to get it all!!!!
We hope that this list will help you to become even more evil that you are right now. If there is something here that you can't get because you don't have enought money, just put it on your parents' grocery list.
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