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Evil plans to take over the world.

Here are a few evil plans to take over the world. They are all Suboshi approved or made by Suboshi. If you want to add your plan here, fell free to fill out the form at the end.

-Move to the Moon.
-Build a laser that will work by sucking all of the hero(es)'s energy.
-Just in case, spread anti-hero glue all around your weapon of destruction.
-Send a 24hour ultimatum to the poeple of earth so they can make you their leader.
-Send us invitations to your new empire^^

This one needs a lot of material but every bad guys can get that easily!

-Do something which while bring you fame.
-Start selling marchandise of yourself.
-Claim yourself as the Ruler of the World.

Nothing like fandom to rule the world!

-Buy a lot of hamsters.
-Train them to be very evil and powerful.
-Send your evil army of hamsters on a rampage to destroy the world.

Hey, and if they don't obey you, eat them!

-Start worshipping ZoamelGustar (or another invented Demon).
-Start being obsess with that Demon.
-Ask ZoamelGustar (or...)'s help and put a curse on your mortal ennemy.
-With him/her out of the way, rule the world.

Plus, you get to control your god or demon! Practical when you don't obey^^

-Create a virus. It should suck everyone's energy, rendering them lazy, couch-potatoes and pudding-eating.
-Get a popular tv show and get everyone to watch it.
-You can then ask them to become your slaves and give you the Earth.

Sounds like a Pinky and the Brain plan.

-Start growing your own plantation of Dark Fruits.
-Make sure your Dark Fruits are capable of sucking poeple's energy while brainwashing them into worshipping you or else you'll only make a lot of money.
-Start selling your Dark Fruits.
-Everyone should worship you now so you don't even have to claim the Trone of the World.

Note: do not eat the Dark Fruit yourself.

-Go to Aya's School of Laughter.
-For this plan to work, you need to have a perfect score in your local school of laughter.
-Laugh in front of everybody, making their heads explode, until they surrender the World to you.
-Watch out for the other succeeding students...

The horror!!

-Make millions of copy of yourself.
-Set them all to destroy Earth, or wherever you live, without killing the poeple.
-Take in ostage all of the animals and tell everyone to give the world to you if they want to eat.
-Get ride of those copies of yourself before they try to surpass you.

I suggest a copy machine to do this. Try Xerox...

-Take an match.
-Open it.
-See how much damage you can do with it.

Please, make sure you are not in the house you burn.

This one comes from Karakusi:
-In order to conquer the world, first one must Find the Perfect Blend of Coffee(tm). After all, how else could villians stay up all night plotting? Anyway, back to the point (or lack-there-of). All a villain has to to is correctly assemble a Super-Ultra-Really-Big-And-Scarey-Villianous-Robot-of-DEATH! You can find the easy-to-assemble variety in your local arts and crafts store. Note: A cell phone turned on at the wrong moment WILL thwart this plan... It's always the little things...
This one comes from Sailor Anubis:
-I plan to take people essance crystals, (for I am a sailor scout and everyone has mirrors and other shiny things in them) and gain enough energy....*looks left, then looks right, giggles* blow up the planet! Kill all the senshi in one hit! BAM!!*twitch*
This one comes from: Al Gore:
-pretend to be the underdog, and then, when the least expect it, drag the media through some mind-boggling technicality that no human could possibly understand. then, have the media assure the public they finally have it right, and WIN! note: make sure the technicality is rare known, not entirely legal, and have many friends in high places... but not as high as yours (think henchmen here).
This one comes from: Kaomera:
1) You must first locate the interdimentional portal between this (pathetic) existance and the domain of your ultra-powerful extradimentional patron. (hint: it's somewhere in / around the heroes' High School).
2) Next, contact the High School glee club / secret evil ninja cabal, and get them to hold a pep rally / attack on the heroes. (Note: do NOT accidentally disrupt the pep rally portion of the event - this will cause the glee club / secret evil ninja cabal to hunt you down... Bad juju, that.)
3) While the heros are occupied, rip asunder the barriers between the worlds, or t least collect enough seepage to reconstitute an endless supply of goons.
4) Start taking orders from your ultra-powerful extradimentional patron. None of her plans will ever work, but as long as you have a steady supply of goons to take the fall for you you should be OK. Just in case, fight dirty.
5) Pose dramatically. Laugh maniacally. Make grandiose plans and give long, impassioned speeches about them. Attempt to subvert the heroes' friends & family. Etc...
6) If one of your henchbeasts turns traitor and poses a serious threat, break character & cap it in the head. Reload & repeat, even if not strictly nescisary.
7) At a convenient time (preferrably when your patron's whacky schemes have resulted in a demonic power-shortage, but before she tries to shift the blame to you), let the heroes in on the location of the portal & then fake your death.
8) While the heroes are off in the Neitherworld destroying your ex-patron, grab the duct-tape & seal the portal but good!
9) Take over the world. Should be a piece of cake at this point. Do, however, be prepared to fight the heroes when they (innevitably) manage to return... Time dillation can help here. If you've ruled the world for thousands of years by the time they return, it will be that much harder for them!
10) Good Luck!
This one comes from Mimete, from Chibi World:
1) Sing a hit sonng so brainlessly pop-sounding, that nobody realizes you're brainwashing them all!
2) After its super-hit status , and after teenagers 'cross the universe have already played it over and over, go on TRL and claim your place as ruler of the world!
3) Take for yourself all the sexiest guys and have them all locked up in a cage...
4) Don't worry about the hero (s) he (or she, or they) are all too busy worshipping you!
-- Happy Dominating!
This one comes from Lady Eboshi, from Ken Lovers Unite:
-Find away to another world that's about to be destroyed or something and save everyone so they worship you.
-Send the beings from the other world to earth to take over.
-Make sure you're nice to the poeple from the other world.
-Have a party when you win.
This one is from Archangel Tapion:
-My plan is to create a hypnotism machine in the shape of a dragon and tell them to join Zaibach!!!
-Aforementioned Empire (After killing Dornkirk) will take over the Mystic Moon aka Earth, and I will rule supreme!!(manical laughter)
--You kind of need an "evil" empire for this one...
This one is from Amatsu Mikaboshi, from Bardock & Amatsu's DBZ RPG:
With this plan, you can defeat those pesky heroes, and get rid of any competition in the process. First, you must gather all of the other villains who have been defeated by the heroes, and hold a top-secret meeting with them, promising them that if you all work together, you can defeat the heroes. Then, when they all agree, you send them all to defeat the heroes. All of those evil people will be too much for the heroes to handle. Meanwhile, you set a bomb on the place they are all fighting, destroying both the heroes and eliminating any competition, allowing you to take ovre the world with ease!
Make sure that you're far away from the bomb...
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