D. Stalag 69
6. What are the three bones found in the ear?
A. hammer, anvil, stirrup
B. sturrip, anvil, hammer
C. anvil, stirrup, hammer
D. stirrup, hammer, anvil
7. Col. Hogan is:
A. Japanese
B. German
C. American
D. Indo-Burmese
8. Nazis are:
A. German
B. bad
C. the eventually losers of the war on May 8, 1945
D. all of 'em
9. Which of the following was the leader of Nazi Germany?
A. Adolf Hitler
B. Saddam Hussein
C. Richard Nixon
D. Leonardo DiCaprio
10. Nazi Germany is most similar to:
A. the modern U.S.
B. Iraq
C. the modern U.K.
D. Microsoft
11. Who appeared in Titanic that played Col. Crittenden?
A. Leonardo DiCaprio
B. Shaquille O'Neal
C. Bernard Fox
D. Mel Brooks
12. General Burkhalter is an officer in:
A. Luftwaffe
B. Alcoholics Anonymous
C. Elks Lodge
D. 4-H club
13. Major Hochstetter is an officer in:
A. Gestapo
B. Girl Scouts
C. Y.W.C.A.
D. WAC
14. Colonel Klink is an officer in:
A. Luftwaffe
B. NAACP
C. Teamsters
D. AFL-CIO
15. Who is Col. Klink's secretary?
A. Hilda
B. Stephen King
C. Ranma-chan (You met her on the Stuff Page.)
D. Enrique Shibobo Jenkins
16. What is the nickname by which Schultz addresses LeBeau?
A. Arachnid
B. Earthworm
C. Cockroach
D. Silverfish
17. Who is on the $10,000 bill?
A. President Nixon
B. Salmon P. Chase
C. Adolf Hitler
D. Leonardo DiCaprio
18. Who of the following is not a POW at Stalag 13?
A. Ivan Kinchloe
B. Peter Newkirk
C. Andrew Carter
D. Robert Frost
19. Hogan's secret facilities can best be described as:
A. an anthole
B. Mir
C. the World Trade Center
D. the Big Red Boat
20. Who played Col. Hogan?
A. Bob Crane
B. Bob Dole
C. John Candy
D. Leonardo Di Caprio
21. Who played Gen. Burkhalter?
A. Chris Farley
B. John Candy
C. Leon Askin
D. Rush Limbaugh
22. Who played Ivan Kinchloe?
A. Ivan Dixon
B. O.J. Simpson
C. Denzel Washington
D. Dennis Rodman
23. What is the Geneva convention?
A. a convention downtown
B. the Reform party convention in Italian
C. a convention regarding the humane treatment of POWs
D. one of many excuses for buying a cheese steak in Philly
24. Which of the following is not something Hogan has been ordered to sabotage?
A. a convoy
B. an ammo dump
C. a train
D. the world's largest tube of toothpaste
25. What story is the basis of the codenames for Stalag 13 and London?
A. Goldilocks and the Three Bears
B. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
C. 1984
D. The South Park Christmas special
26. What does Schultz know?
A. anything
B. everything
C. something
D. nothing
27. What should you do if Hogan's Heroes is replaced by Gilligan's Island?
A. lay on the sofa and deal with it
B. call Roger Hedgecock
C. prepare for Quiz #2
D. blame El Nio
28. Have you had your break today?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe
D. Maybe not
29. Which of the following sports has been played at Stalag 13?
A. football
B. golf
C. hockey
D. jai alai
30. What happened in the pilot episode?
A. a spy came
B. Senator Dole made a speech
C. Ross Perot made a speech
D. Instead of a nose job, a plane had a facelift
