If you could kill any DBZ character, who would it be, with what weapon, where would you kill, and why would you want to kill him/her? (hehe, this is just like the game Clue)

"Probably Kami, because he is taking away My Man (Mr. Popo) with a pointy, rusty stick (yes, rusty!) in the unused bathtub of a dark, solitary attic" -Combat Hamster

"I would kill GT Trunks, with a toothbrush through the head, in a Taco Bell restaurant, because he's a total dork in GT!" -Saiyan Gina

"Frieza, with a tampon, on his spaceship, because he's a jerk" -Cat

"krillin, the burny thingy he used to burn those dots on his head with, in my dreams, he deserves to die because whenever he gets kicked or punched by opponents he falls down and goes to the brink of death when meanwhile goku & friends are fighting they're butts off and getting beat up 13 million times worse than he was and he says he can't help it"-Vegeta's Vulpix

"I would kill The Black Cat On Dr.Breif's Shoulder (TBCODBS, Scratch, Tama), I would kill him with an alligator, I would kill him in his secret nuclear lab in wal-mart's basement, and I would kill him for secretly funding FUNimation"-Cell Jr. 103

"Id kill Vegeta....with my pinky....on namek....cause hes hogging Bulma whos like, totally hot"-MQ

"I would kill Pool (Yamucha's cat buddy thing) by first torturing it with a vegetable peeler and a saltshaker. Then I'd put it out of my misery with a "Ka-me-ka-me-ha" (at least when Goten mispronounces it, it's cute) at the Tendou "Anything Goes" Doujou because my therapist says it's good for me to let out my rage on helpless and kawii anime characters...I think...He might have said something else. I wasn't really listening."-The Horn Nazi/Catserole

"Chauzu (that mini mime thing) with a electric eel, in a parking lot, because everyone hates mimes!" -Boss Rabbit

"I would kill Vegeta at Burger King with a spatula just because it sounds like it would be fun, don't you think? Ok, so it's kind of a weird fantasy, but you have to admit, it would be fun."-JoSh

"Erk. I feel like a weenie now cuz all the other people used long sentances and big words and swore and stuff but here goes. I would kill Frieza with a large anvil in a cheese factory cuz he/she's a stupid lip-stick wearin' LOOOOOOOOSSSSEEERRRR!!!!"-Hobbez

"I would kill the little cancer patient thing (Chouzou)with a really big tuna sandwich, in the back of some guys ford pick up, because the little circus clown guy like....sucks...." -Malachi

"I would also kill Captain Ginyu with a large bottle of wasps and bees, in a Britney Spears concearts because, hes gay, plus hes purple" -Boss Rabbit

"Me, I'd kill Master Roshi the Turtle Hermit because that'd be one less dirty old man in this world. (We already have Wal*Mart Shopper, don't we?) I'd kill him by giving him the Bubonic Plague. Hey, it wiped out half of Europe during the Dark Ages; should work for him. And I'd do it with a huge group of my beautiful friends pointing and laughing at his misery. HAHAHAHAHA! Oh yea, and I'd laugh, too.
Wal*Mart Shopper is going to kill me for this..." -Space Cadet

"1st of all, WELCOME is MY phrase!!!! i would kill Videl (because she's hogging my baby, Gohan) with a giant cast iron frying pan... at.... uhhh... the sliverdoom??? And one more thing Gina, STOP MAKIN FUN OF MY BABY, GOHAN!!!!!" -WebmasterWashu

"I'd kill Saiyan Gina with a shard of glass at some place that sells beanie babies because she's in the way of my plans for world domination and she didn't link my site." -Unknown person
"Huh...?" -Saiyan Gina

"If I could kill any charater in DragonBall, I'd kill Bubbles by making him watch my friends play Ape Escape in a dark room with Christopher Sabat's voice acting playing in the background because he's secretly rallying the apes of the world to conquer it." -Prince Vegita 66

"I would kill Mr.Satan with a pair of underwear and a backstreet boys CD, Kill him at The bathroom, because I'm mad, Dammit. Mad!!!!!!!!!!" -Majin Weirdo

"I'd kill Goku with a poisonous pack of pastries that I'd fool him into eating at a 711 because he never frikkin' stays dead when he dies honorably." -Bionic Umbrella X

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