Narrator: let's see what good tunes are on, honey. Tonight is Sunday, you know what that means... it's snuggle/TV time!

Narrator's wife: just a second, bunnie-poo!

Narrator: I wonder whats on....?

--ON TV--

TV Host: Hello and welcome to "The Height is Right!" The show where you have to correctly guess a Hippo's weight or else it falls on your mother-in-law! Let's play!First up, it's Billy-Bob from Kentucky! With a 3rd grade education and an invisible friend, this round should be interesting! Okay, Billy-Bob... what's that Hippos weight?"

(Hippo in background growls as it is hovering above a very scared looking lady, via a crane)

Hippo: grooooooan.....

Billy-Bob: Well if two plus two makes eleventy, than I recken' it weighs 3,748 pounds.

TV Host: Holy sh*t... that's right! Oh-kay... eh.... Next up is a scholar from Harvard, responsible for the discovery of laser-beams, and the internet. Say hello to Kenny F!

Kenny F: Hello TV Host person. Hello crowd. The Hippo weighs 2, 837 pounds. Thank you. May I have my $20 now?

TV Host: A----hahahahahaha! You're wrong!!

Kenny F: Oh f***.

Hippo: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!

Mother-in-law of Kenny F: YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BOY!!!!!! YOU GUESSED WRO--

-splat-

Hippo: eeeeeewwwwww.......

--OFF TV--

Narrator: Dear, you're missing our snuggle time--- hey, who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house? What's with the camera? Show? What show----.......!! OH NO!!! I FORGOT! Well, since you're already here, camera man, just start the story already!

---LEGEND OF THE JUNE-BUG MASTER (Part One)---

Narrator: -ahem!- Long ago ... before Dragonball was written, there was a man named Master Roshi, and when he became an old geezer , he was included in the Dragonball trilogy. But even before Master Roshi, aka "The Turtle Master," there was another "animal master," he was the June-Bug Master!!! That's what this story is about. So now, here he is, at age 5.

--A oboe is played in the background, and since I'm sure every last one of you knows exactly what an oboe sounds like, so I won't have to describe it, right? Anywho, a mountainous landscape appears and in the distance, a small hut can be sighted. Upon closer inspection, there is a small child playing with stones in the front yard. This child is Kyo-sahn.--

Narrator: Man, whom-ever this brat is, I can already tell that there's issues amis. Just watch and see what I mean!!

Kyo sat in his front yard, eyeing the seven small, circular stones that he had collected before him in his yard. Although he was only five at the time, an obvious radiation of darkness drenched his very being. He had been a perverted child his entire life...

Narrator: not THAT kind of perversion!!! The evil and twisted kind! Jeez...!

..., as he had been deprived of all the joys that a child should have, those joys being replaced by stories about warfare, evil, and most importantly to him, the Dragonballs. Yes, his father told of how an entire empire had been annihilated by a single wish of the seven balls, and young Kyo had wanted nothing else but to make a wish on those balls for his entire life. He was indeed what is considered a "genious," however, with the gift of intellegance usually comes some penalty, and his was that he was a comical mad genious, his hilarity contrasting greatly with his evil spirit. He also had almost no common sense, doing moronic things over and over again and never learning from them.

Narrator: -whew!- Now that the really serious load is off my back, we can get to the funny part!

Kyo: SOMEDAY, I VOW TO GET THE DRAGONBALLS!!! MWA-HA-HA!!!!

-nobody else laughs-

Kyo: EVERYONE... LAUGH WITH ME!!!

-still nobody else laughs-

Kyo: Damn. Oh well. I WILL have the Dragonballs , EVEN IF I HAVE TO LAUGH ALONE! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha..........

Narrator: Is he stoned or somethi-- OH! whoops... did say that out loud... my bad.... heh heh heh..... er... right. THIRTY YEARS LATER...

Kyo: Well, that was simple. Just skip 30 years and boom, the Dragonballs are mine! So... what should I wish for? World power? infinite cash? A swimming pool full of cottage cheese? Aww... to hell with it. I'll decide as soon after the dragon is summoned. HEY... STUPID!!! COME OUT!

--Dragon Shenlong emerges, growling as he is covered in bubbley suds with a shower-cap on his head. There's a brush in one of his numerous hands.--

Shenlong: WHAT IN THE NAME OF BIG, HARD, DRAGONBALLS DO YOU WANT???!!!

Kyo: What's with the suds and cap?

Shenlong: Hey, we eternal dragons have to bathe regularly, too!

Kyo: Oh-kay... I wonder what I should wish for... sh*t... should've thought more about this before... I WISH I could think of something good....

Shenlong: Huuuuuuuuuuum...... It shall be done............

Kyo: I GOT IT! I WISH THAT I...

Shenlong: SILENCE!!! I HAVE GRANTED ONE WISH, SO RUB A DUB DUB, HERE I COME!!!

Shenlong retracted into the balls, reciting...

Shenlong:"rubber ducky... you're the one..... you make bath time, so much fun!"

Kyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kyo: -sob- I was gonna wish for a pony... boo-hoo..... Oh well. I just gotta get back those dragonballs. Maybe I can beat some conveniently slightly weaker opponents than me on the way and get stronger! Wow, it'll be fun! All I gotta do it wait one year.

--ONE YEAR LATER--

Kyo: I gotta tell ya, that instant time skip is pretty convienient. Right, well, pony, here I come!

Narrator: So ends part one of our story. What dangers will Kyo face next? Will he ever get his pony? Why am I asking this stuff, I've got the script right here!!?? Oh well, I better hurry up, or my wife won't let me "snuggle-bunny" with here! Gotta run! bye!

This part of the legend was presented by me. For those pathetic souls who don't know me, I'm Marraca Man 101, the tropical dude. I enjoy cats, cheesecake, cottage cheese, and a laugh-till-you-puke joke. But I've said too much. Now the FBI is probably on my tail, so I gotta make an exit! Adios! Oh, and may the snorkel be with you~!!!