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| Saturday on CTV! The most exciting special of the season. . . Rita McNeil's Christmas! Hey, ummm. . . remind me to miss that. - Kaitlyn I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. - Office Space Look at these things! I asked Jack to water my plants while I was gone. . . though I guess I can see how he would have heard that as, "Load up my computer hard drive with internet porn." - Will & Grace It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to the door. I'll give you two. - Breakfast at Tiffany's Veg out: Be still like vegetables. . . lay like brocolli. - Pretty Woman Gone on the road, Robert finally woke me up on phone, you are my Angel in a pink slip, - Jack Kerouac Oh yeah, fun was had. . . also frolic, merriment and near death hijinx. - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crap! Look at this! Now I have a husband and three tiny pink children and more money than I can reasonably manage. - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sometimes we scare me. - Kaitlyn Can we stop talking about religion? It's Christmas. - My So-Called Life I believe it's right beside Get-an-atlas-and-look-it-up-your-damn-self. - Andrew Terluk, upon being asked where the hell his hometown is I'm going to die! I'm going to throw up and then I'm going to die! - The Grinch who Stole Christmas I don't want to be your Rice-a-Roni. I'm not some consolation prize. Rice-a-Roni is the ultimate 1970's game show consolation prize. Rice-a-Roni is like the thing that no one comes for, but know they're going to go home with anyway, no matter what happens. - The Broken Hearts Club But we already. . . we already done it. . . done. . . damn. That'd be like you know, like um. . . saying a thing, and then not saying it for a little while and then saying it again. Then people would be like, why'd he say that again? - Dave Matthews upon being asked to play Satellite for a second time The one thing in this world I want more than anything else is a great big crowbar, to jimmy myself open and take whatever creature that's sitting inside and shake it clean like a rug and then rinse it in a cold, clear lake like up in Oregon, and then I want to put it under the sun to let it heal and dry and grow and sit and come to consciousness again with a clear and quiet mind. - Douglas Coupland I panicked, I didn't know what else to do! How was throwing fried chicken even an option? - Grounded for Life The beauty. The white beauty falling from the sky, absolutely white where before it was grey. - Monique Proulx on seeing her first Montreal snowfall In a GAP ad for khakis, I came upon Jack Kerouac posed on a warm September night outside a bar on MacDougal Street called the Kettle of Fish. Part of the original shot had been cropped away. In it, well out of the foreground, arms folded, dressed in black of course, with a look on her face that suggests waiting, you would have found an anonymous young woman. It was strange to know everything about that woman who wasn't there, strange to be alive and to be a legend's ghost. - Joyce Johnson You have to give men their dreams, that way the won't realize that you control their realities. - Roseanne If brains were cars he'd own a boat. - Let the Devil Wear Black Okay, j'adore you. . . je can't get enough of you, but it's tough love time. - Will and Grace Some things about myself are not my business. Like other people's opinions of me. - Tori Amos |
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