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| Get those sneakers off that couch or you are wallpaper! - Roseanne Some people drink, some people don’t. Some people think, some people won’t. Some people like to smoke a bowl, and some don’t. Some people do and some people don’t, but it’s ok, cos it was meant to be that way. - Dave Matthews Are you trying to look unattractive? Yes. Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably. - American Beauty Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself. And then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. - American Beauty I suppose I could be pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. - American Beauty I'm too young to be having affairs with white trash Mennonites and leaving my babies behind! - Effie Sauer They live in creeks. That's why they're called Brook Trout. - Mike Pokora, on fishing Two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism. - EM Forrester Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. - The Simpsons One day logic was proven all wrong because the tide lifted, came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass. And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I have to keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring? - Cast Away I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable - plugged straight into Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz's memory - any more than being back in Saigon was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine. - Apocalypse Now They were gonna make me a major for this, and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore. - Apocalypse Now I have an obsession. Lately I put whatever's in my hand, in my mouth. I think that's bad, not to mention a trait of a two-year-old. - Kaitlyn Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. - HL Mencken Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne I used to have reasons, but I don’t remember them anymore. - Dave Baron Where Zen ends . . . is where ass kicking begins. - That 70’s Show I oughtta shove you in the microwave and put your ass on high. - 2gether I wanted a perfect ending. Now, I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity. - Gilda Radner Hey, hey, hey! I did NOT put in the porno. Granted, I did fast forward to the disturbingly large black dicks. But, I am not the one who put it in. - Mike Donald, on being accused of making me watch porn on my birthday |
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