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| People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. - Dan Quayle Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. - Nick Diamos It’s gay. Not like homosexual-berry, more like gee-it-sucks-berry. - Jay, on strawberry ice-cream. Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. - William Feather In our country we have three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either. - Mark Twain God is evil, but not without a fine Canadian sense of humour. - JP Marx Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. - David Letterman Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality. - Oscar Wilde It’s frustrating; I’m like seriously, please get out of my head. - Kaitlyn, on dreaming about ex-boyfriends Americans have different ways of saying things. They say elevator, we say lift. They say President, we say stupid psychopathic git. - Alexi Sayle All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler No opera plot can be sensible, people do not sing when they are feeling sensible. - W. H. Auden The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. - Henrik Tikkanen Too much of a good thing is wonderful. - Mae West Eat your french fries. I don’t have to - you’re not my dad. Haven’t you heard about the starving children in Africa? Sure - you wanna send them my french fries? - 3000 Miles to Graceland Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - George Dennison Prentice In the fight between you and the world, back the world. - Frank Zappa It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy. - James Thurber Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde |
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