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"I Just Can't Wait to be King"

CAT PROPERTY LAWS

[A cat with its teddy bear]

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I saw it first, it's mine.
3. If it's in my paw, it's mine.
4. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
6. If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
7. If there's more than one, ALL of them are mine.
8. If you have something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
9. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours
in any way.
10. If it's boring or doesn't taste good, IT'S YOURS!!

Based on "Toddler Property Laws"
Author Unknown
Revised for cats by Humor S. Cat

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