Tina Udo Scam
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- (updated January
17, 2003)
Index:
The
"Business Proposal"
Tina sends
her picture!
Hellen
sends her picture!
Hellen
doubts my intentions!
Hellen gives
it another try!
Hellen
is pissed!
Dear friend,
I greet you in the name of our lord Jesus Christ. My name is Mrs.tina udo. I am a widow and a mother of three all girls. I know you will see my letter to you as an embarrassment considering the fact that we do not know ourselves. I plead with you to be patient with me I feel very pleased to contact you for some assistance and business relationship. I live in Nigeria with my children. My late husband was a loving, caring and hardworking businessman who died unfortunately In a ghastly auto crash. Before the sudden death of my beloved husband, and father of my daughters, my late husband intended to establish a business in the united states of America with the sum of$30 million united states dollars, but unfortunately he died before this proposed venture. Following his death, his family members insisted that I am not entitled to his property (Assets and money) since I am a woman and my offspring's all girls as I do not have a male child for my husband. Well, according to some barbaric traditional laws here in Nigeria (Africa) which doesn't permit a woman to inherit a man's property, as they are expected by tradition to take over the management of his business and other properties including myself who automatically becomes a wife to one of his immediate brothers. Unfortunately to this wicked family members, the $30million united states dollars which my late husband intended to use in establishing a business in the United States was deposited in a bank account in eruope unknown to his family .I and the lawyer is the only one aware of this money, so I have discussed this matter with a staff of the bank that i want this money personally so that I will be able to take care of my children's educational needs since my husband's family members vehemently opposed the furtherance of their education. According to the staff of the bank, the best way to secure this money is to transfer this money to a bank account For safe-keeping, later it will be used for business establishment subject to the Advise of whosoever finally assists us. At this juncture, I there fore ask for your sincere assistance in providing us with your bank details and the enablement to facilitate the remittance of this fund into your nominated account. As soon as I get your positive response, I shall provide you with all the necessary detail for this transfer. However, I have decided to to give you 35% of the total money as a reward for your sincere assistance and the remaining 65% of the money will be for my investment as I will want to keep aglow my late husbands dream of investing in real estate. To be able to help me, kindly send through my email, your personal details including your contact information for easy communication. Thanking you for your anticipated response
Mrs.tina udo and children
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
Thank you for contacting me concerning your request for assistance. I have read your request and think I may be able to help. But first, you will have to explain the details further before we can draft a contract.
Let me tell you a little about myself. I am David Lee Roth, President of the County Regulations and Criteria- Homeowners Organization. (CRAC-HO). Our organization assists homeowners in assuring their property conforms to all local and state regulations.
I am looking forward to receiving additional information from you.
Sincerely,
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
MY DEAR BROTHER LEE,
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN I RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL, IAM GALD FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO HELP US OUT OF BONDGE THE GOOD GOD SHALL REWARDS YOU,PLEASE KINDLY SEND YOUR BANK INFORMATION AND YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER AND YOU PRIVATE ADDRESS SO WE CAN PROCESS FOR THE DOCUMENT THAT WILL BACK YOU UP PENDING WHEN THE BANK REACH YOU AS THE OWNER OF THE MONEY.PLEASE BEAR IN MIND WHY IAM USING YOU TO CLAIM THIS MONEY I DONT WANT ANY OF MY COUNTRY PART OR MY FAMILY MEMEBERS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PLEASE IAM BEG YOU NAME OF GOD KEEP THIS TRANSACTION SECRETLY AND CONFIDENTCAILY BECAUSE MY HUSBAND FAMILY HAS COLLECTED ALL MY HUSBAND PORPRITY AND SOME MONEY HE HAS IN HIS LOCAL BANK HERE THAT IS WHY I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW.
PLEASE NOTE ,I AND MY FAMILY SHALL MEET WITH YOU FACE TO FACE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR OUR OWN SHARE AND LIVING AND OPEN AN INVESTMENT IN NAME OF MY CHILDRENS TO KEEP MY DEAR HUSBAND DEARM,PLEASE INCLOUD YOUR PERSONAL DATA ABOUT YOURSELF,I TRUST YOU I KNOW YOU WILL NOT DISAPPOINT US WHEN THE MONEY GET TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
PLEASE YOU CAN REACH MY LAWYER FOR MORE INFORMATOIN ON HIS PHONE NUMBER-234--8033015357 AND ALWAY REACH ME THROUGH MY EMAIL THIS FOR SECRET REASONS.PLEASE VIEW OUR FAMILY PICTURE THROUGH ATTCHMENT FOR YOU TO HAVE A LOOK FOR THE FAMILY YOU ARE DEALING WITH I WAS THE ONE IN THE CENTER WHY MY CHILDRENS ARE BE SIDE ME.PLEASE SEND SEND THOSE INFORMATION WITHOUT ANY DELAY,I WAN'T THIS TRANSACTION TO BE FINALIZE BEFORE MIDLE MONTH OF DECEMBER.
YOUR RESPOND NEEDED
BEST REGARDS.
MRS.TINA UDO AND CHILDREN
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
Thank you for responding so quickly. Although I am exciting about meeting you as you have mentioned, you did not explain as much detail about our business as I had hoped. Please send more information about this transaction.
In the meantime, here is the information that you requested. This is my business address and phone number.
259 Morningwood Drive
Homer, OH
43139
877-684-7500 ext. 308
By the way, your picture was not attached. Please send again.
Looking forward to hearing more from you soon.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
MY DEAR GOOD BROTHER LEE,
I AND MY CHILDREN APPRECIATE YOUR QUICKLY RESPOND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
YES YOU SAID HOW THE TRANSACTION WILL TAKE PLEACE I WAN'T TO LET YOU KNOW EVERTHING ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN TAKING HERE ON OUR SAID,THE ONLY THING THAT REMAINING IS TO SUMMIT YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO THE BANK THAT WIIL PAY YOU AS THE OWN OF THE MONEY.
THE BANK WILL PAYING YOU THIS MONEY AS A BUSINESS PARTNER TO MY DEAR LATER HUSBAND THAT YOU HAS BEEN DONING SUPPLY SOME GOODS TO HIS COMPANY,SO WITH THIS INFORMATION AND THE DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BE SENDING TO YOU WILL ENABLE THE BANK TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY.
MY HUSBAND WAS ONE OF NIGERIA (NNPC)CHIRAMAN CONTRACTOR BEFORE HIS DEATH THROUGH ACCIDENT ON 23 JUNE 1990,SINCE THAT TIME MY CHILDREN HAS BEEN SUFFRING POOVRITY BECAUSE OF MY WICK HUSBAND FAMILY THEY HAS BEEN AFTER OUR LIFE,SO THAT IS WHY WE HAVE TO LOOK FOR A HONESTLY PERSON TO HELP US OUT AND THIS MONEY MY DEAR HUSBAND DEPPOSITED IN NAME OF MY CHILDREN WITHOUT HIS FAMILY KNOWING ABOUT IT,
I SWEAR TO YOU AS A WIDOW WOMAN AND MY
CHILDREN SAKE WE MUST BE HONEST TO YOU,IAM ASSURING YOU THERE NO RISK INVLOVED
IS 100%RISK FREE THRERIS KNOW PROBLEM,WE MUST
PORVIDE THE DRUG CERTIFICATE SHOWING THAT
THE MONEY COMING TO YOUR ACCOUNT IS NOT DRUG MONEY IS GENUINE.
PLEASE BEAR IN MIND HIS MY LAWYER WILL BE CALLING YOU AND MY LAWYER WAS THE ONE TAKING CARE OF MY CHILDREN SINCE THE DEATH OF MY DEAR HUSBAND SO ALWAYS CO-OPERATE WITH HIM,BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY HUSBAND FAMILY TO KNOW ABOUT THIS MONEY TRANSFER,ALL THERE EYE ARE ON US, ALWAYS REACH ME BY EMAIL.PLEASE SEND YOUR BANKING INFORMATION SO WE CAN PROCESS TO SUMMIT TO THE BANK.YOUR URGENTY I WILL ATTACH OUR AGAIN.PLEASE ALWAYS KEEP CONFIDENCIALY. WE ALL LOVE YOU AND MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
You mentioned again that you attached your picture. The file attached to your email did not open on my computer. It says it is an invalid file. Please check the picture and resend. I would very much like to see a picture of you and your family.
I am attaching my picture so that you can see what I look like.
I have re-read your earlier emails, because honestly, I didn't read them that well when I first received them. I have some concerns based on what I have read and I wish to be sure that we are clear.
Mainly, you mention that you cannot inherit your husband's money. Personally, I agree with this. In my experience managing the CRAC-HO (County Regulations and Criteria- Homeowners Organization), I have seen that women have difficulty dealing with money. They commonly perform services for cheap exchanges in order to get their fix. I personally manage all of my female CRAC-HO customers, and with much success.
Therefore, I am helping you with this business transaction not because I believe you should be able to handle you dead husband's estate by yourself. Rather, I am doing it strictly to make money. I am only a businessman.
Please, as long as we understand each other, I would like to proceed.
Check the picture of you and your family and please re-send.
David Lee Roth
PLEASE THAT IS OUR CULTURE WOMAN ARE NOT ENTITLE TO HAVE ANY MALE INHERITANCE,THIS MONEY WE ARE ABOUT TO REMOVE MY HUSBAND FAMILY ARE NOT AWARE OF THE MONEY BECAUSE MY LATER HUSBAND DEPPOSITED IT IN NAME OF MY THREE CHILDREN IN SECRET WAY WITHOUT HIS FAMILY KNOWING ABOUT IT.PLEASE ALWAYS KEEP CONFIDENCIALY
YOUR URGENTLY RESPONSE NEEDED.
THANKS
MRS.TINA
To: David Lee Roth
my Dear brother lee,
please try understand our condition over here,you are asking if l can not inheritance my husband properites no because l don't have male child in our tracdition and culture,any woman don's not have male child is not sure of get any share in her husband properties that is the rullar regulation of affrica's.
please try your best to help us, we are
suffring of poverity because of the sake of my children and sake of God,you
know the year is about to end lwan't us to finalize this business before
the bank gone for the year please we are beging you try your to send your
bank information so we can process without delay of any king.
lam resend our picture,we received your
pictuer you are handsome man all my children love you,for you send your
picture we now know you will never disappoint us when the monet get to
your account,we have build that trust in you.
please your urgently response today.
thanks and God bless you all.
mrs.tina udo children
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
Now just hold on a minute... I did say that I would help you, even though by rights you cannot inherit your husband's money. Don't be like a CRAC-HO and assume that I will not help you. Please understand that I am a businessman and will do everything in my power to help you so that I can get paid.
And furthermore, thank you for your lovely picture. You did not mention that your daughters were so lovely! Especially the one in the blue. What is her name? Is she married?
I will forward my account information after you have sent me your daughters name, age, and marital status. I think that is a fair request.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
my Dear brother,
thanking you once again for your caring
to help us out, you said my childrens are beautiful that is the work of
god,thanks for flating my children,the two of my daugther besaid me they
are not yet marry do you care to marry the one in bule please let me know,
the names of my children are the one in bule her name is hellen her age is 23year old,other two are ngozie age 19yearold,the last born her name is lisa age 11yearold and they all love your caring and love to meet with you in your country,l and my children are praying for the good successful of this business we all christinans l know you too you are a christian.please are you marrid please let me know.
please bear in mind you are now a brother and husband to us so all our hope are in your hand now, l wait for your urgently response.
mrs.tina udo children
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
Thank you for the compliments in your last email. I am honored to be considered a brother and a husband. I am not married and I wish to be.
Tell me, to whom of you am I a husband? If it were my preference, I'd like to be Hellen's husband. She is very beautiful. In fact, I'd like to discuss with her the possibility of turning her into an honorary CRAC-HO. Please tell me if this is acceptable.
Could you send me Hellen's measurements? I would like to buy her a special gift on behalf of the CRAC-HO.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
my Dear brother lee,
thanking you once again,please your seriouness andlet me know,my dauhter hellen agree to marry you, but she said we must finalize this business that is very impointant so we can meet face to face in your country.send your bank informatiom and what do have for hellen tell us. we all love your caring for us
mrs.tina and children
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
I would love for Hellen to meet me face to face here in America! I am honored by her request! Please let me know when she can travel to here. I still need her measurements so that I can buy her a gift, but I will not mail it. I will give it to her in person. And I REALLY plan on giving it to her!
Please send me all documentation to date for our business. I am also looking forward to completing our transactions, but since you are a woman, I think I should have proof of all our business dealings. Please forward me the paperwork as I have asked. Also, forward me Hellen's measurements.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
MY DEAR BROTHER LEE,
THANKING YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF HELLEN
YOU WIFE PLEASE BEAR WITH US,OUR ARRIVE WILL BE WHEN THE MONEY IS ALREADY
IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT TIME BOTH OF US MEET TOGETER.PLEASE TELL US THE CAN
OF GIFT YOU WANT TO BYER FOR HER AND SHE REAL
APPRECIATE YOU AND SAID HER GREETING AND
FROM HER HEART LOVE TO YOU.
MY DATA FOR PROOF TO YOU THAT I CAN NOT DECEIVE YOU OR LYING FOR YOU AS A MOTHER OF A WIDOW AND SAKE OF MY CHILDREN.
OUR PERSONAL ESTATE ADDERSS THAT IS MY HUSBAND ESTAE NO34,UDO STERRT CESCENT -LAGOS NIGERIA.
MY PERSONAL,BANKER ADDRESS. BANK OF DIAMOND PLC. ADDRESS NO8.TOSIN LAYOUT RD ABUJA.NIGERIA.ACCOUNTNO.64325- 000008986CODENO-4356008=TELEXNO45T00.
PLEASE KEEP THIS INFORMATION WITHIN YOURSELF PLEASE DON'T EXPOSE IT TO ANY BODY KEEP SECRETLY,WHY I SEND THIS INFORMATION YOU ARE A BROTHER TO US NOW.MY LAWYER SHALL PROCESS FOR THE DOCUMENT THAT WILL BACK YOU UP AS THE OWNER OF THE MONEY PENDING WHEN THE BANK REACH.PEASE ALWAYS REACH ME THROUGH MY EMAIL OR REACH MY LAWYER HIS NAME IS BARRISTER UMARU AKINS BECAUSE I DONT WANT MY ENEMISE OF MY HUSBAND FAMILY TO KNOW ABOUT THIS MONEY.THAT IS WHY ASK MY LAWYER TO TAKE OVER TO DEAL WITH YOU DIRECT.
YOUR RESPOND NEEDED
BEST REGARDS.
MRS.TINA UDO AND CHILDREN
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
my Dear brother lee,
do not be angry with me,l find out my lawyer has not contacted you,please this name of my LAWYER BARRISTER UMARU AKINS AND HIS PHONE NUMBER IS 234-1-7757523.you can reach him any time but expect his email or call.please co- operate with him is a nice lawyer,why handed over to him is because of my husband family l don't want them to know about this business this for security reasons,
thanking for your co-peration.
mrs.tina udo children
To: Tina Udo
Dear Tina,
I am sorry that I have not written you back sooner, but I am a very busy man! I have been in many meetings with the CRAC-HO lately considering some urgent business.
I will work with the Barrister as you have asked. Frankly, I feel more comfortable working with him anyway since he is a man.
The gift I wish to purchase for Hellen is a beautiful outfit from Victoria's Secret- a well-respected garmet store here in America. Please send me Hellen's measurements.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS?I AM QUITE SURE EVERYTHING IS MOVING SMOOTHELY.
HOWEVER,I WAS INSTRUCTED BY MY LATE CLIENT WIFE,MRS TINA UDO TO CONTACT YOU IN RESPECT OF HER TRANSCTION, WHICH HE TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO AASIST HER TO INVEST THE FUND.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MRS UDO IS IN A HARD CORNER BECAUSE OF THE PRESSURE MOUNTED ON HER BY HER LATE HUSBAND RELATIONS.THE HUSBAND PROPERTIES HAVE BEEN SEIZED BY THE RELATION.
THE ONLY HOPE WHICH THIS WOMAN HAS NOW IS THE $30MILLION WHICH THE HUSBAND DEPOSITED WITH INLAND BANK PLC.THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT OF THIS FUND IS IN MY POSITION.
THE BANK INFORMED ME THAT THE PROCEDURES TO ENABLE US GET THIS FUND OUT OF THE BANK INTO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT,IS THATYOU HAVE TO OPEN A NON-RESIDENT ONLINE BANK ACCOUNT WITH THEM,WITH AN INITIAL DEPOSIT OF $3,500, WHICH HAS TO BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY, IS TO CONTACT THE BANK, THERE WEBSITE S: www.ilnlandb-ng.com,FOR THE ACCOUNT OPENING.
BY TOMORROW I WILL FORWARD THE CERTIFICATE OF FUND DEPOSITE TO YOU.PLEASE, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL ON MY DIRECT NO:234-1-7757523 FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS,AND ALSO FORWARD YOUR DIRECT PHONE OR MOBIL NUMBER TO ME FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.
AWAITING YOUR CALL.
REGARDS,
BARRISTER UMARU AKIN.
To: Barrister Umaru Akin
Dear Anakin,
Thank you for your email. I look forward to receiving the certificate as you have indicated. I would like to have copies of all paperwork involved in this transaction for my personal records.
I have tried calling you but it seems that
I cannot get through. Here is my phone number:
877-684-7500 ext. 308
Please call me at your convenience.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
MY DEAR BROTHER LEE,
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM PLEASE LET ME KNOW
YOUR MIND.
THANKS
MRS.TINA UDO CHILDREN
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL.
I HAVE TRIED TO CALL YOU SOMANY TIMES YESTERDAY, BUT YOUR PHONE IS IN ANSWERING VOICE AND DROPPED MASSAGE THAT YOU SHOULD CALL ME,BUT YOU FAIL TO DO SO.
PLEASE, BEFORE I WILL SEND YOU THE DOCUMENT I WILL FIRST SPEAK WITH YOU.
THANKS
UMARU.
To: Barrister Umaru Akin
Dear Anakin,
I have received your voice mail and have tried calling you but my calls will not go through. I don't know if the problem is on my end or yours, but I will keep trying.
In the meantime, please send me any documents that you have. We should try to push our business forward.
I am not sure if you have met her or not, but Tina's daughter Hellen is in love with me! I am also in love with her. I would do anything to help her and her family. Please tell me what I need to do.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL.
ATTACHED IS THE CERTIFICATE OF FUND DEPOSIT OF MY LATE CLIENT,MR. DOUGLAS UDO.THE REMAINING DOCUMENT NOW IS THE AFFIDAVIT WHICH WE HAVE TO OBTAIN FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA AUTHORISING THE BANK TO RELEASE THE FUND TO YOUR NON-RESIDENT ACCOUNT WHICH YOU HAVE TO OPEND WITH THE BANK.
I HAVE BEEN IN THE COURT THIS MORNING SEEKING HOW TO OBTAIN THE AFFIDAVIT.WHAT IS HOLDING US TO OBTAIN THIS AFFIDAVIT IS THE COURT NOTARISATION AND STAMP DUTY FEE OF THE AFFIDAVIT,WHICH IS US$1,7OO(ONE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED UNITED STATE DOLLARS).
I HAVE EXPLAINED THIS SITUATION TO MRS. TINA THIS AFTERNOON, BUT SHE CANNOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE OF HER PREDICAMENT.PLEASE, THIS WHAT IS DELAYING THIS TRANSACTION.I HAVE CALL YOU SOMANYTMES TODAY TO EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU, BUT YOUR PHONE IS ALWAYS IN ANSWERING VOICE.PLEASE,ENDEAVOUR TO CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL,AS MY PHONE LINE IS ALWAYS OPEN.
AWAITING YOUR QUICK RESPONSE.
REGARDS.
UMARU.
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
from hellen,
my dearest lee,how are you today hope your cool and your busiess hope everything is fine.l just want to let you know l that you are something in my life,lam in love with you,you are true husband and caring to me reliable and indispensable companion,a symbol of true love to me,today l want to assure you that no one ever take your place in my heart because you are so dear to me and caring l know l have not see you face to face before but through your handsome picture you send to us l fine out you are nice person,l promise you that l will keep my love to you,
lam thanking you for your support to assist us out of bondge we are suffring here since the death of my daddy l know you will naver disappoint us because you are my only husband in life.thanking you again for the gift you said you want to byer for me,that why we wantto quickly finalize this business so we can meet with you face to face in your country because l love living in your country.
l hope you are communicating with our lawyer please let us know how you have gone with him.l pray the good God will see us true. please start making arrangement for us where we are lodging a fine good hotel,because our coming is not a problm we have already have free visa to travle all over the world.l may stop here see you and hope to hear from you.my mummy send are greeting you.
have a nice day and happy christmas enjoy yourself.
your lovely one and caring,
hellen and family
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Your message to me has brought me the greatest joy. I have been looking for love in all the wrong places. Now I have found you!
I cannot wait to see you here face to face. I will make the hotel arrangements as you have asked, but I will need to know the date that you will arrive.
Hellen, I will do my best to help you and your family. Maybe one day you and I can start a family of our own, or at least practice 3 or 4 times a day! Brown sugar, how come you taste so good?
Please send me another picture of yourself. That it my greatest wish right now. I will scan another picture of myself and send to you soon. Forgive me, but I must go now, I have much business to conduct with the CRAC-HO.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my Dearest husband,
l appreciate your sweeted respond,l want
to let you know what God have join togther no knift on earth can cught,bear
in mind lam here for you.our coming to meet withyou is when the money is
already in your account,please try your best to make sure we finalize this
business quickly.because l use to tell me mummy l want to marry a white
man like in usa so kind through business we have know each other that is
the willing of God both of to marry. have a sweeted sleep l love you from
my heart,
thanks
hellen to lee)
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO MY MAIL OF YESTERDAY WITH ATTACHED DOCUMENT OF THE CERTIFICATE OF FUND DEPOSIT.
AWAITING YOUR QUICK RESPONSE AS TIME IS AGAINST US BECAUSE OF CHRISTMAS VACATION.
REGARDS.
UMARU.
To: Barrister Umaru Akin
Dear Anakin,
The document looks good. It sounds like you have everything well taken care of. Please forward me any more documents that you obtain.
David Lee Roth
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Your words send fire through my groin. I cannot wait to see you and touch you in our wedded bliss! I have attached another picture of myself for your self-pleasure. Please send me another picture of your lovely self so that I may ease the blue in my nads.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
THE ONLY DOCUMENT HOLDING THIS TRANSACTION IS THE AFFIDAVIT AS TOLD YOU ON MY EMAIL OF YESTERDAY.I HAVE TRIED IF THEIR IS ANY HOW I CAN RAISE THIS $1,700 TODAY BUT NO HOPE.
PLEASE,THIS WHERE MY CLIENT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US GET THIS DOCUMENT TOMORROW.WHAT I YOU TO DO IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL,IS TO SEND THIS $1,700 BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER BY THE NAME OF MY PROTOCOL OFFICER,MR,EMEKA OKAFOR,LAGOS NIGERIA.AND MAKE SURE YOU FORWARD THE INFORMATION OF PAYMENT TO ME TO ENABLE MY PROTOCOL OFFICER PICK UP THE MONEY FROM WESTERN UNION OFFICE.
I HAVE TRIED MORE THAN TEN TIMES TO GET YOU ON PHONE BUT ALWAYS IN ANSWERING VOICE.I WILL PREFARE YOU GIVE ME YOUR MOBILE NUMBER WHERE I REACH YOU EASILY.
HELEN,WAS IN MY OFFICE THIS MORNING,SHE WAS TELLING ME THAT SHE IS READY TO MARRY YOU.I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS A PRETY AND HUMBLE GIRL.SHE IS A GIRL THAT EVERY MAN WILL LIKE TO BE HIS WIFE.
PLEASE,MAKE SURE YOU SEND THIS $1,700 TODAY TO ENABLE ME GET THIS DOCUMENT TOMORROW AND SEND IT TO YOU, TO ENABLE YOU CONTACT THE BANK FOR NON-RESIDENT ACCOUNT OPENING AND THE TRANSFER OF THE $30M INTO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT, BECAUSE EVERY OFFICES WILL BE GOING TO CHRISTMAS VACATION ON TUESDAY.
CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAILL:TEL.234-1-7757523.PLEASE,ANYTIME
YOU CALL ASK ME TO RECONFIRM MY PHONE NUMBER,7757523 TO YOU,TO AVOID SPEAKING
TO WRONG PERSON.
AWAITING YOUR CALL.
THANKS
UMARU.
To: Barrister Umaru Akin
Dear Uma,
I apologize for not returning your call. My phone service has problems right now and I cannot reach anyone. Please continue to communicate through email until my phone service is repaired.
Ms. Tina should be able to help you with the $1700. Ask Hellen to get a check from her and deliver to your office. She seems like a nice girl and should be more than willing to help you.
While we are on that subject, I noticed you said many things about Hellen in your last email. If I did not know better, I would think that you were after her hand in marriage. Uma, I am a jealous man. If I find out that you have laid so much as a finger on my future bride I will rip off your testacles. I hope that I am clear. If I am mistaken about your intentions, then I apologize.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my dearest sweet heart,
how are you today hope all is well with you and your business,we thank God for life. thanking you for your handsome picture you are lovely and cool, my dearest,l promise you lam here for you no knift on this earth can cuogth our love,my other picture when l was a little girl,don't worry yourself we will soon meet you in your country you can see me face to face and the gift you have for me keep it because l don't want you to send it now because of my daddy wick family if happen you send l don't want you to use our huose addresss please bear with me this for security reasons,l know you real love me and care me and l too love you and care for you,ldream about you at nigth wherewe are making love so don't bother youself l always think about you,you are only sugar in my tein,
please what is impointant to us now is about this money to be in your account over there that is most impointant to us here,we are suffring if not the sake of God and our lawyer l wonder what cloud have happen to us and thank God we got a nice lovely man like you that care for us.
if you know you love me from your mind try your best to make sure we finalize this business before 22th of december because l am testy of see you in person and my mummy,other of my sisters,plesae try call our lawyer or send emailtoday so you can talk to him,have you receive any document from him please let us know the only thing is for you to receive those document so the bank can contact you immeditly without waste time.my mummy send are greeting to you and she very-very happy with you for your support through this business and other of my sisters are happy with you,l may stop here, my dearest have a nice day and nice sleep tonigth and dream of me l will dream of you too.
your lovely wife hellen
Attention Faithful Scam Joke Page Readers:
Check this out!! Hellen even sent me a card!!! Gotta love the old "standard letter" format!
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
I appreciate the wonderful card that you have sent me. I am throbbing with love and desire. Please, send me a picture as I have asked. If so, then I will do anything for you.
Your love,
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
dearest husband,
look l can not lying for you,the only pictuer have it was the one l was with my family l don't like taking picture because of my beautiful some will be using it for advertement here in nigeria which l do not like to expose myself l wan't have only one man in my life and you are only person l wan't to keep my love for you.please dearest try understand my reasons.
you said without me send the picture you can not help us look is not that way,if you know you real have the love in me try help us,because lam dying for your love if l do not love you l could not send any card for it is because l love you from my deep heart,you know l spend money any time l want to send you email in besiness certen everything in my country is experence this showing that lam serious for both of us to marry in life.please try your possable best so we can finalize the business once and for all.delay is dangerious this money is how last hope in life,please dearling make sure you will not disappoint us all our hope is in your hand now,God and you is only person we have in life.please hear our crying we are suffring here and pass through hardship.please try to make suer the bank relase this money to your account so we can fly down to meet with you in your country because lam in need of see you in person.l wait your respond.
have a nice day and lovely sleep,
hellen to lee.
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
I am not sure I understand what is going on here. You are a Nigerian woman. I am a man. You are supposed to listen to me. A woman should always do what a man tells her to. But you do not. Is this how you are going to be as my wife? Are going to ignore me? Are you not going to serve me? You will make a terrible wife if you are not my servant.
If you want me to marry you, then you must do what I say. This will prove your love to me. Send me a picture of yourself NOW.
Your husband,
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
mr.lee,
l fine out you only interest in my daugter hellen,you dont bother to assist us again in this business,so now let me know your mind,after all l promise to offer you 35% of the money lam not beging you,l hard explain to you what we are gonig through here in my country.you said my daugther have to obey you,yes she have to obey as you are husband to her
we can not deceive you for God sake the only picture she have was the one with us she dons't like to be taking picture any her because of addervitment and men's are dying after her here in nigeria so try understand her reasons.she want to see you face to face that why we are quickly this business so we can come to your country.look lam not happy the way you are taking ths business why lm saying this we are suffring so if you are no longer interested let us know,so we can look for some other partner that will assist us.
thanks
mrs.tina udo and children
To: Tina Udo
Tina,
What are you talking about? I have been cooperating with your lawyer, I have given you all of my personal information, and I am waiting to meet with you! I have done all the giving so far in our business.
Tell me, what have you given me?? I have only only asked for Hellen's picture and Hellen's measurements. That is all I have asked for. And you have given me neither!
So why do you accuse me of not being interested in the business?? You are the one who is not cooperating with me! I want to help you. But you refuse to work with me. This is why women should not be in charge of business or money. You cannot be trusted to handle important business.
From now on, I will help you but only through your lawyer since he is a man. Only men should conduct business.
David Lee Roth
To: Barrister Umaru Akin
Dear Uma,
From this point on, I will only be replying to your emails as pertains to the business with Tina Udo. If she has any questions for me, she must ask them through you.
She is a stupid woman who cannot conduct business properly. As a man, I am sure that you understand this.
Please proceed with all necessary paperwork, and keep me up to date on our progress.
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Tina Udo
my Dear brother lee,
we are sorry for the ebrassment to you
it is out poverity and what we are pass through here it is what make me
to say so,please pardon us and forgive us,we fine out your are very nice
person that realy want to help us out bondge,l promise you hellen my daugter
is for you nobdy can take away from you.please have you receive all the
document let me know so the bank can credit your account and remember you
have not send your bank information you only send your phone and address
without your bank acount the bank can not the transfer to your account,please
send it to my lawyer or to me so we can process without any delay.we real
need this money to been your country before 23th december,try your possable
best l alway pray for good successful of both of us in one family.the of
hellen gament you said you wan't to buyer for don't bother yourself when
we come over you can go with her and you know her size batter,please this
money is very-very in impointant to us to be in your account.looking forward
to hear from you. thanks and God bless you.
we all love you.
mrs.tina and chidren
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL.
THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME ON YOUR PREVIOUS MAIL I DON'T LIKE IT.HOW DO YOU THINK THAT A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN OF MY AGE WITH FOUR CHILDREN,THREE BIG BOYS AND A PRETTY DAUGHTER THAT IS EVEN MARRIED WILL HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HELEN WHO IS LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME.I BELEIVE YOU ARE JOKING.
SECONDLY,WHAT IS MISUNDRESTANDING BETWEEN YOU AND TINA THAT MAKE'S YOU TO CALL HER A STUPID WOMAN?PLEASE,CLARIFY THIS TO ME.
I WANT TO ALSO LET YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO HOW WE CAN PROCEED IF YOU DON'T OBTAIN THE AFFIDAVIT,THAT WAS WHY I ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR $1,700 TO ENABLE ME GET THIS AFFIDAVIT FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA.
MR.DAVID IF WE START COUNTING ON MRS.TINA THAT MEANS WE ARE DELAYING THIS TRANSACTION AS I AM THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN TAKING CARE OF HER AND THE FAMILY.
PLEASE, IF YOU WANT US TO PROCEED,TRY AND SEND THE MONEY BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AS I HAVE INSTRUCTED ON MY PREVIOUS MAIL.
YOU HAVE TO ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT TINA IS A WOMAN WHO IS IN AGONY.SO WHATSOEVER SHE DO TO YOU,PLEASE, DON'T TAKE IT AS A SERIOUS ISSUE.
FINALY,IT IS AMAZING THAT A MAN OF YOUR CALIBER DON'T HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE PHONE.WHAT TYPE OF JOB OR BUSINESS ARE YOU DOING?I NEED AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION.
AWAITING THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION AND ALTERNATIVE
PHONE NUMBER FROM YOU.
REGARDS.
BARRISTER UMARU AKINS.
To: Barrister Umaru Akin
Dear Uma Anakin,
I see that I have misjudged you. I am sorry for my mistake. I did not realize that you were a happily married man with many fine children. You must be very proud of your family and you have my deepest respect.
My problems with Tina are of a persnal nature. However, I think that on a business level I can still work with her. I just simply do not wish to speak with her until our transaction is finalized.
I do apologize about my phone, but it is something beyond my control. I am constantly going from meeting to meeting with the CRAC-HO and really have little use for a phone. I also have no time to fix it myself or constantly remind a repairman to fix it. Please, let us continue to work through email as it is easier for me to work in this way.
I will send the money first thing Monday by Western Union as you have asked.
David Lee Roth
DEAR DAVID,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
I CAN UNDERSTAND THROUGH YOUR MAIL THAT YOU A MAN OF WISDOM AND I WILL ADVISE YOU TO KEEP IT UP,AND I HAVE ACCEPTED YOUR APPOLOGY .
I WILL ADVISE TINA TO GIVE YOU DUE RESPECT BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN.
PLEASE, WHEN SENDING THE MONEY TOMORROW,MAKE SURE THAT YOU SEND IT THROUGH MY PROTOCOL OFFICER,MR EMEKA OKAFOR,LAGOS NIGERIA.WITH DRIVERS LICENSE NO.DTR0897AB.AS INSTRUTED IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL.
DAVID,I WILL BE CELEBRATING MY 61YEARS BIRTH DAY ON THE 25TH OF DECEMBER.I HOPE YOU WILL JOIN ME OVER THERE IN THE CELEBRATION.
I WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WONDERFUL NEW YEAR.
AWAITING YOUR QUICK RESPONSE.
REGARDS,
BARRISTER U. AKINS.
my dearest lee,
this your lovely hellen,this to show you that l love you from my heart this my sigle picture l bring it from my mummy abum the one l was with them.open the attahment view the picture.
please this my new email is private for me and you only alway response to through this email box.please go ahead and pay the money for the document so our lawyer can process for the document the bank can be able to credit your account without any delay.l send you email through my mummy emailbox.
happy chrismas and love you.
hellen to lee
Attention Faithful Scam Joke Page Readers:
Now, I have called this link "Hellen sends her picture!" But don't think for a minute that I believe this picture is really her... Or the last picture with her dear mummy and sis. But you know damn well I'm gonna post it anyway!!
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
Dearest husband,
How are you today hope all is well with you and your business,we thank God,it has be longer time now you are not email me what is the problem please let me know,l began to think about this you doning to me it how we are gonna be husband and wife,no matter what my mummy said to you,you don't have to keep silence and l don't think you still love me any more.
please forgive us because of God sake and the sake of my sisters and forgive my mummy what make her to said those stupid words is how the husband wick family are suffring us here.our lawyer told us about your effort l pray may the good God shall rawards you in life,he ask you to send some money for the document please go ahead and do that because of my sake so we can finalize this business without any delay because l'm testy to meet with you in person you are only man in my life,l promise you lam here for you no knift on earth can cuoght our love in life.my mummy and my sister send theri christmas greeting to you and happy new year in advance,my lovely sweet heart if you know you still love me hellen respond to me urgently today.
we all still love you for your caring.
love you and l miss you and l alway dream
about you.
hellen to lee
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Thank you so much for your picture! You are even more lovely in the new picture than in the first one you sent! It is almost as if you are a different person, and getting more beautiful every day!
I have sent the money by Western Union and I am waiting to hear back from Umaru. I assume that every thing is in order and we should be meeting shortly!!
When we meet, I will dress in my best tuxedo. I cannot wait to sink you with my pink torpedo.
Your loving husband,
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my Dearest husband,
thanking you for your urgently response to my email now l know you realy love me and care for me,never you bother your self lam here for you,please try your best and send the money today so we can finalize the business one and for all,because your love is killing me and l'm have sleepless nigth,please never you mind for what my mummy matter have said we all still love you for your efforth for help us out of bondge,thanking for flating me you said lam much beautiful that is why some men's are after me here in nigeria.please try contact our lawyer for the money so he can process,
please dream about me and l will dream about you tonigth alway kiss me through my picture and l will alway kiss you through your picture too.
your lovely seweeted heart hellen to lee my husband
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my dearest husband,
merry christmas and happy new year,
how are you today hope all is well with you and your business,we thank God for everything,l hope nothing happen to you l have been expecting to hear from you,please let me know.dearling lam feeling to hear from you please if you know you still love me response urgently.
thanks,
your lovely hellen to lee
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you!
I look forward to seeing you soon! I have not heard anything yet from the Barrister. I guess he has received the money I sent by Western Union and is finalizing the deal. He has not written me in quite a few days. I suppose that he is a busy man.
Please, if you get a chance, stop by and ask him how things are going. Be careful though. I think he may have the hots for you. If he tries to pinch your ass, let me know and I will punch his lights out!
Your loving husband,
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Barrister
Umaru Akin
DEAR DAVID,
WHEN DID YOU SEND MONEY TO ME THAT MAKE HELLEN TO COME TO MY OFFICE WITH A PALE FACE THIS AFTER NOON.
I AM SUPRISE FOR A MAN WHICH I DON'T THINK YOU ARE TO BE TELLING SUCH FALSE.I BELIEVE WITH THIS YOUR ATITUDE I DON'T THINK YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP HELLEN AND HER MOTHER.TO CROWN IT YOU ARE BOY.
I WILL ADVISE MY CLIENT TO FORGET ABOUT YOU AS ARE NOT THE KIND OF PERSON TO WORK WITH.
BUT,IF YOU ARE SURE THAT YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY AS YOU HAVE TOLD HELLEN,FOEWARD TO ME THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION.
REGARDS.
BARR.UMARU.
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Good morning to you my love.
You are the only one I can trust now. Your mother is difficult to work with. No offense to you, but she is not very smart. I thought it would be easier to work with the Barrister.
However, today I receive an email from him saying that he has not received the money I sent through Western Union. I sent him this money days ago, and I have confirmation that the money was received. Hellen, be careful. I think the Barrister is a lying fraud. I think he has received my money and is not telling you. I am trying to find proof that it was he that received my money and that it was not stolen by some impersonator. In the meantime, I have a favor to ask of you.
Go to him again. He is an older man, and you are a beautiful young woman. Use your beauty to our advantage. Flirt with him, show him a little cleavage, anything you can do to trick him into telling you the truth. Trick him into telling you that he stole our money. We need proof of this so that I can take action. Maybe wear a small tape recorder so that you can record the conversation. That would be excellent!
Furthermore, the bastard called me a "boy". That son of a bitch. When I meet with you and him after this is over, I am going to beat the shit out of him.
I am glad I can trust you my love. I am looking forward to consummating our relationship!
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my Dearest husband,
How are you today hope all is well with you and your business.
My dearest you see in view of this deveploment, as a matter of fact since you said you have sent the money to him and there is a little complicity, I really really appreciate your efforts to send all the details of the western union information of the payment to for appropriate ction.I.E
THE CONTROL NUMBERS(MTCN)
DATE OF PAYMENT
NAME OF THE SENDER
COUNTRY MONEY SENT.
Please my love send those above information to me in person and I shall know what to do.
thanks
your lovely dealing hellen
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Thank you for taking care of this for me. You are a wonderful wife! I cannot wait to be with you!
Here is the information:
Control Numbers:
8675309 362436
Date: 12/24/02
Name: David Lee
Roth
Country: USA
Again, please see if you can trick the Barrister into telling you the truth. I just know that he is lying and that he has stolen my money! Be careful, he may even try to steal your mother's money. To be safe, I don't think you should sign anything that he shows you. He may try to trick you into signing all the money over to him.
Besides, I told him clearly to send me all documents concerning this transaction, and he has only sent me one thing. I cannot believe that is everything he has!
Thank you again my sweet little honey pot. I cannot wait to feel you!
David Lee Roth
These scam just never cease to amaze me. Just look at the next email. Here the scammer is accusing me of lying and forging, like I am the bad guy here. Ever hear of LOOKING IN A MIRROR??!! These guys are the biggest liars in the biz! What about all those fake pictures and documents?? HELLO?! Ah well... we now resume our regularly scheduled program...
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
My Dearest Love,
Greetings from us today to you and family.
I must confess to you that I am very dispointed going by the way you have treated this matter, Infact I can't just immagine that a man of your calibre can still be lying and forge things, Listen its is very unfortunate.
How on earth can you sent 12 digits numbers and call it western union information, the western union control numbers in any part of the world is not 12 as yours it is 10 digits, Now We cal now know that you are the one lying not our barrister that has been of help to us. This mean you never pay anything as claimed by you.
At this point, You have caused alot of misuderstanding between we and our lawyer becuase of this, To this effcet we must let you that if you are not ready to help us conclude this transaction, it is better we know so we stopp wasting our precious time with you that is not reliable and capable, then we can succesfully search for another person.
Thank you and God bless
your lovely hellen
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
You words are so painful to me. In fact, they seem like something the Barrister might say! Almost as if you and the Barrister are the same person. Please tell me that you are my lovely wife Hellen still. The only one I can trust.
Hellen, I do not understand what is going on with the control number. That is the number written on my receipt. I will go this afternoon to the bank and figure out what is going on.
Please in the meantime, do as I have COMMANDED you as YOUR HUSBAND and go talk to the Barrister. You are my WOMAN, much like my CRAC-HO, and you will do what I say. I will not ASK again. This time I am TELLING. Go to the Barrister and see if you can trick him into telling you that he is the real thief!!
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my dearest love,
(HAPPY NEW YEAR AND LONG LIFE,PROPERIOUS)
how are you today hope all is well with you and your work,
my dearest l have been expecting to hear from you,please let me know your mind and the confirmation of the money.
l belive this year we are meeting face to face after our transaction.l wait your urgently response today,my mummy and my sisters send greeting to you.
your lovely dearling helle to my husband.
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
from hellen,
pls let me know your mind,i find out you are not willing to help me again.
your lovely hellen
To: Hellen
Hellen,
I have been working to receive confirmation of the money transfer. In fact at the bank I had many harsh things to say to the manager in charge. But let us talk about something else first.
I gave you a COMMAND to talk to the Barrister. You have NOT done it. I KNOW that the Barrister has stolen my money. He is a trickster and scam artist. I will send him no more of my money. I gave you a COMMAND to find me proof that he stole it. And you have not done this.
You are my WIFE and you are not listening to me. You are a disgrace to all african women and I am not happy with you. You had better straighten up and do what I say or we will get a divorce.
David Lee Roth
I don't think that "Hellen" liked my last email. It took her a week to write me back. I thought I'd lost her, truthfully. Oh well. Back for more, eh? Here we go...
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
Dearest lee,
HAPPY NEW YEAR,
you said you send the money i have conforted the the barrister he said you did not send any money to him even those i reported this matter to police,the police have trieting him in manys ways.i have to been honest to you so let me know if you still care for us because we have make arrangement with a finacier company that promise to reise a open draft and this draft will be in your name, s from u.s.a that promise to take of all the charges that the bank will request from us before now the money can easy transfer to your account.
your urgently response needed
thanks
hellen
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Your letter has filled my heart with joy and another part with hardness. You are a good wife indeed. You have proven this by talking to the Barrister.
Hellen, if you say the Barrister is honest, then I will believe you. Please keep in mind that I sent the money to "MR EMEKA OKAFOR" as the Barrister requested. Maybe that little bastard stole my money. Please give this information to the police as well.
I still care for you, but I will not tolerate a wife that does not follow orders. But I see that you can follow orders, so of course I will help as I have been helping you for weeks now. Please let me know what to do.
In the meantime, send me another picture of yourself. The last picture you sent was lovely, but only showed me your face. This time, include your wonderful body in the picture. Since you are my wife, your body is mine. As your husband, I order you to send me a picture of your body.
My deepest love,
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my Dearest husband,
thanking you for your lovely email,please understand me now, this is the new arrangement we have make,we hard contact a financier company that promise to give us some money by draft from u.s.a and this draft will be in your name because we have contacted the bank where the money was depposited they ask us to pay charges before the money can transfer to your account.
please my dearest husband this inpointant to us now because we are suffering of povrity here i wan't us to finalize this business before this month end so i and my family can fly down to your country for our sharing of the money.
about my picture i will try to take personal picture but my problem is money i don't have any money with me.please don't ever contact that lawyer any longer untill the police finish thrie invtigetion.my mummy and my sisters send there greeting to you.
your lovely hellen to my husband
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
You are truly wonderful! It sounds like everything will be finished soon! As you suggest, I will not contact the Barrister again. He was an annoying prick anyway. I would much rather talk to you, my lovely wife.
I am looking forward to receiving the picture of your body. My love fountain yearns for release, and your picture will cause a mighty explosion of fluid wonder! Please send me a picture quickly my love!
David Lee Roth
To: David Lee
Roth
From: Hellen
my Desrest husband,
please try to understand my feeling i wan't us to finish this business first, without us finalize this business I will not have rest of mind you know this money is very impointant to us.like i told you on my last email we have arrange a financier company that promise to support us with a draft to pay off all the charges that the bank requested and this draft will bear your name.
you said i should send my picture,my picture is not much impointant than this money to be in your country so we can now meet face to face and i don't have any money with me to take another picture,you have to understand our condition here we are pass thruogh hardship that is why i wan't us to finalize this business in time.
please send your conrect phone and fax number so the bank can contact you without any delay and your address where they will send the draft on your behalf.
please my dearrest hear my crying for help we are sufering here.
i love you from the deeper of my heart.
hellen to my husband
To: Hellen
Dearest Hellen,
Damn it woman!! If I tell you to send me another picture, then YOU WILL SEND ME ANOTHER PICTURE! If you are my wife, then you need to LISTEN TO ME!
I am VERY unhappy with you. All I do is give and give, and you give me nothing. I ask so little of you, and you fight me. You are a terrible wife!
Send me a picture NOW, bitch!
All my love,
David Lee Roth
dear lee,
iam not here for joking matters,i find out you are not capable to help/ you alway ask for picture,why i have sent two of my picyure look iam not happy and iam not beging you any more
now we are look for some one that will
help us out of bondge.i told you we are suffering here.
so go to hail.
hellen
To: Hellen
Hellen,
Listen here you little pain in the ass. You are a terrible wife!
If you do not send me a picture, then I will divorce you! Send a picture or you will be hearing from my lawyer!
David Lee Roth
To: Hellen
From: Al Dewey
(David's Lawyer)
Ms. Hellen,
I am Al Dewey, David Lee Roth's attorney. He has informed me that he wishes a divorce from you.
Before we begin the divorce proceedings, please send me a counter arguement against the divorce if you wish.
Sincerely,
Al Dewey
Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe
Associates at Law
To: Hellen
From: Al Dewey
(David's Lawyer)
Ms. Hellen,
It would really be in your best interest to file a comment regarding the impending divorce from your husband, David Lee Roth. At least tell me that wish to be separated from him.
Paperwork will be sent to you shortly. If you do not reply, I will have to contact your mother, Tina, or your lawyer, Mr. Okafor.
Sincerely,
Al Dewey
Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe
Associates at Law