Nick & Rudy's New Year Resolutions Well Happy 1998 everyone! Mama made us come up with some promises to mend our ways and start the New Year off right. We agreed, since it is our understanding from watching the 2-leggeds that these resolutions must only be observed for the first month of the year. Nick's Resolutions I will not start cat patrol before 7:30 a.m. I will not bark at any given cat for more then 5 minutes at a time I will forgive Dr. Peter for his fishing expedition I will not steal food from Rudy's bowl I will sleep on the bed stretched out vertically rather than horizontally in the middle of the bed I will stop my daily raids of knocking over all the bathroom waste baskets Rudy's Resolutions I will come to the realization that not everything outdoors can smell like Rudy I will not practice leg lifting exercises at the groomers or the vets I will not nag for extra Milkbones after I've received my morning quota I will not sit in front of the TV blocking everyone's view I will not assume all new furniture was boughten for me I will make it my personal mission to stop our city's efforts to replace telephone poles with of underground cable (mama didn't approve this one but this is very dear to my heart) Mama's Resolutions according to Nick & Rudy We even made some resolutions up for Mama... although we have not gotten her to agree on any of these. There will be no haircuts or bathes given to Nick or Rudy in 1998 All table scraps will be given to Nick&Rudy, they will decide what is best for them There will be a 50% increase in the amount of Milkbones given to Nick&Rudy There will be no more embarrassing photos of Nick or Rudy plastered on the internet Happy New Year Everyone! Special thanks to Copyright © Loraine Wauer Ferus and Guest World for some of the New Year graphics. © 1997-2000 Nick & Rudy DoghouseMap <BGSOUND SRC="newyear.mid" Loop="10">