Long story short for the intro to this... THING, this is an interactive article to some degree. For quite some time my roomate Rocky and I have been in the midst of a bet as to whether Dave has an STD or not. This is amusing for a few reasons:
- We seriously bet a dollar on it
- I was stupid enough to bet that he didn't
Anyway, this bet still has not been settled, so we dicided taht we could have some serious fun if I turned itt into an internet contest. There are two sectors to this contest, the disease list and the spread table.
- Disease list: this is a list of all the VD's Rocky and I could think of when we got the idea for this (it was VERY late at night, hence the whole article). One of your two bets will be placeable in this table.
- Spread table: no, not a wager on how wide Dave's asscheeks can now spread, I would never EVER want anyone to have to measure that. EVER! This is a chart. The top is by "number of guys screwed between now and then" and the side is "number of vd's acquired". Your other bet goes here.
The asterisks in the table and after the list are empty spots. If there's a name there, then that spot's already full.
Anyway, after reading over said chart, hit thie link at the bottom of the page and send me an email. In this email tell me which vd you want on the list, and where you want in the table. One spot in each per person. Include your name, so I can put it on the chart.
Okay, here they go:
| HIV | Gay Dave |
| AIDS | ***** |
| Syphilis | Laura |
| Gonorrhea | Braller |
| Hepititus A | ***** |
| Hepititus B | ***** |
| Hepititus C | ***** |
| Herpes Symplex Type 1 | Rocky |
| Herpes Symplex Type 2 | Bird |
| Genital Warts | kath@rine |
| Pubic crabs | Kris-go |
| Pubic lice | ***** |
| Chlamydia | ***** |
| The Clap | Wendel |
| Pelvic Inflammatory Disease | ***** |
| Anal pregnancy | Chris |
| XXX | 1 man | 2 men | 3 men | 4 men | 5 men | 6 men |
| 1 VD | ******* | ******* | Rocky | Laura | kath@rine | Gay Dave |
| 2 VDs | ******* | Chris | Kris-go | Bird | ******* | ******* |
| 3 VDs | ******* | Braller | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* |
| 4 VDs | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* |
| 5 VDs | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* |
| 6 VDs | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* | ******* | Wendel |
Anyway, as I was explaining, when you email me, you get to place one bet in each of these. Just hit the link there at the bottom to make it happen.
The contest ends when dave finally gets tested. The moment tests get back to us, we shall declare a winner. The prize? That's a mystery, but rest assured, it will be either cool, stupid, or funny. Trust me though, you want to win it. I will take entries in the order they are sent, based on when they arrive in my inbox.
Hit this link to send in YOUR bets, and thanks for playing at SSVITU.
--Scuba Steve, February 21, 2001
--Special thanks to Rocky