Hey anyone. No, not hey everyone, because im assuming you've all stopped reading this website since I've neglected to update it for almost 2 full months, which I refer to my "extended christmas vacation from doing anything". If anyone reads this I will be surprised. But I am back, and as soon as i get back to school (tomorrow) I will probably be getting back into the zany routine of article production that you all apparently enjoy so much. Now I just need a plot to lure back readers. Or maybe they all check back every once in a while. Hell, I went to X-E every day when they didn't bother to update, so i guess there might be people like that for me. Anyway, to tide you over until i get to school, I have reviewed a movie, the article is down there where you should expect it. Go, read, enjoy.

--Scuba Steve, January 12, 2002

Hey, welcome back yo. Good news, I've written another article, albeit one that makes very little sense. However, I've got to break some bad bad news to you, o faithful reader. It turns out that geocities, the bastards that host me, do not support CGI programming. I must now do some CGI programming on this site, which means I will have to change the host of this site. Normally this would be no problem at all, as I would just upload all the files to a different server, but because of the whole changing the site to a far more 733t computer programming language, I have half (well, 40 out of 112) the articles stored in a text format to be read by a perl program and the other 72 are in pure html, which just wont work good with the perl program I'm gonna use. What do all these things mean together? Over the next few weeks I'm gonna do a lot of work that you aren't even gonna see, but it will eventually be pretty damn cool. Why is this bad news? Well, with all this programming and shit I will have very little time to write more articles for you, my public. Yeah, even less than normal.

What does this mean to you? Well, if you are a writer here it means WRITE ME SOMETHING! I NEED IT. If you're just a reader, then it means you're gonna have to bear with me. And if you see something thats fucked up, code wise, you should probably email me about it. And before you get all up on me, dont bother to tell me about the comics section, I already took all of that and put it into a different format, which should work a lot better on the next version of this page, but doesnt work at all on this version. Damn geocities and their rules.

Thats all for today all. Peace out.

--Scuba Steve, November 15, 2001