Feminism Top Ten


No, I didn't put much effort into writing this one.

A few days ago my Mom had the gall to read me an e-mail that she recieved, just some stupid forward. At the time it didn't piss me off at all, but it festered in my mind, like a festereing wound... in my mind. Anyway, it went basically like this:


Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women:


Oh HAHAHAHAHA!!! So funny! Blank list mean man stupid about woman! Me understand!

I have not yet debated my rather burning hatred of feminism on this website. Don't get me wrong, I like women, but as equals, not as people who make fun of men, and try to bring us down. Damn thats so petty. But don't worry, I can be pettier. I can steal their own idea, make it stupider and abuse it on my own website. So here is my own list:


Top Ten Things about Women that Make Sense:


[DISCLAIMER: Not meant to offend any women... except those who follow the precepts of the first list, in which case, you should be ashamed of yourself anyway, you're reverse sexist.]

--Scuba Steve, May 15, 2001


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