****DISCLAIMER****

I am a guy. I am not gay (unlike Dave). I was told about this guy BigSexy69CMR by a friend and decided to check out his webpage. If there is a bigger moron on this earth I have yet to see it. Anyway, I decided to make this guy look like an idiot (he does quite a job of it himself, but he doesnt realize it). I needed a plan, a strategy one might say. Then it hit me! If I pretend to be a girl online, and send him a picture that is not me, he might fall for it and want to meet up with me somewhere, when of course noone would show up. Leave him standing there like the big oaf (?) he is. So I created the character of SexyChiq69 to fool his simple mind (with success I might add) The fact that I know the area where he lives helped in my trickery cuz I was able to explain where I was from, with a believable lie.

With this in mind, here is a transcript of the conversation, remember I am NOT gay!

SexEChiq69: you are so sexy
BigSexy69CMR: awww thanx
BigSexy69CMR: screw the pics, shud just see it 1st hand
BigSexy69CMR: do u have a man?
SexEChiq69: of course not
SexEChiq69: thats why i need you :-)
BigSexy69CMR: o0o0o0o
BigSexy69CMR: i see
BigSexy69CMR: well how can i be of service
SexEChiq69: well, i have to leave soon, but how would you like to meet?
SexEChiq69: say at the whitehall mall
BigSexy69CMR: lehigh valley is better
SexEChiq69: thats what i mean
BigSexy69CMR: when
SexEChiq69: you name a time
BigSexy69CMR: tomorrow?
SexEChiq69: sure what time?
BigSexy69CMR: i dunno, tomorrow night is my naughty night
SexEChiq69: id like to get naughty
BigSexy69CMR: o0o0o really
BigSexy69CMR: how bad?
BigSexy69CMR: how about 8:30
SexEChiq69: lets just say, you'll be changed
BigSexy69CMR: o0oo0o
SexEChiq69: 8:30 sounds great! coffee place on second floor sound good?
BigSexy69CMR: which coffee place
BigSexy69CMR: whats it called
BigSexy69CMR: what if u think i'm ugly there
BigSexy69CMR: r we gonna stay there the whole time or go somewhere else
SexEChiq69: i forget, but it right outside the elevator, how bout just at the elevator, top floor
SexEChiq69: whatever you want to do
BigSexy69CMR: k, i know
BigSexy69CMR: its up to u
BigSexy69CMR: i mean we cant go at it in the mall
BigSexy69CMR: haha
SexEChiq69: alright, well i know what i want to end up doing :-).....but until then we shall play it by ear ok?
BigSexy69CMR: k
BigSexy69CMR: 8:30 coffee
SexEChiq69: right, i cant wait to see you
BigSexy69CMR: cell # is *** ****
BigSexy69CMR: in case somethin comes up, k
BigSexy69CMR: besides me
BigSexy69CMR: :o)
SexEChiq69: ya, dont worry, ill make sure nothing comes up

BigSexy69CMR: nighty night
SexEChiq69: naughty night :-)
BigSexy69CMR: shud i be alone?
SexEChiq69: again, up to you, but *wink* *wink* i dont do group
BigSexy69CMR: k, nighty night
BigSexy69CMR: sweet dreams
BigSexy69CMR: see ya tom.
SexEChiq69: they will be
SexEChiq69: see you then!
BigSexy69CMR signed off at 12:14:27 AM.