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Jokes ( page 2 )

Q:When do dancers never point their toes?
A:When they are standing flat on the floor!

Q:Why didn't the skeleton try out for the ballet?
A:Because he didn't have the guts!

Q: What famous Christmas ballet can make you crazy?
A: The Nutcracker

Q: Music Teacher: "If f means Forte what does ff mean?
A: Pupil: "Eighty!"

Q: How do you make a kleenex dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!

Q: What does a ghost dancer use to keep their hair in place before they go on stage?
A: Scare spray!

Q. What fairy dancer doesn't take a shower?
A. Stinkerbelldancer!

Q: What is a ballerina's favourite food?
A: Fondu!

Q.What's a ballerina's favourite food?
A.Cheese Fondue & Chocolate Barres

Q. What do you do if you only have one tutu and it's in the wash?
A. You get a four four!

Q: The ballet dancer got stuck in her tutu. Who helped her?
A: Freed!

Q:"Ann," said the dance teacher. "There are two things stopping you from becoming the world's greatest ballerina."
"What are they, ma'am?" asked Ann.
A: "Your feet."

Q: What is a toad's favourite ballet?
A: Swamp Lake.

Told off from the balcony during a rehearsal for always seeming to be slightly ahead of the music, the dancer calmly replied:
"Well, I can't help it that light travels faster than sound."

Q: How did the ballerina get out of jail?
A: She got Freed!

Q: Why did the dancer cross the road?
A: Because she had to do it on the other side

Q: What did the front leg say to the back leg?
A: Hiya!

Q. What do you call two tutus?
A: A four four!

Q: What do you call a really stupid dance?
A: A pas de doh!

Q: What do you call a leg in a black cape?
A: Batman Tendu!
 

Q: What is a dancer’s favourite food
A: Chocolate fondue!

Q: Where do dancers put their rubbish?
A: In a skip

Q: What do ballerinas run on?
A: Batterie power

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favourite underwear?
A: Ports de bras!

Q: Why is it cool to be a dancer?
A: Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude

Q: How do dancers make their skirts longer?
A: They pull their knees up!

Q: Why wasn’t the dancer allowed into the pub?
A: Because she’d been barred

Q: What do ballerinas say when they go to church?
A: Let us plié!

Q: What message do dancers leave on their friends mobile?
A: I fondu but you weren't in!

Q: What do you call a dancer with no arms, no legs, and no torso?
A: Hip!

Q: What do dancers say when they give up?
A: What’s the pointe?!

Q: What did the big jump say to the little jump?
A: What a petit!

Q: What’s blonde and falls to pieces when you squeeze it?
A: Barbie in the Nutcracker

Q: What does Leonardo di Caprio wear to ballet class?
A: A Leo-tard!

Q: What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A: A tap dance!

Q: What do you get when an old lady does the can-can?
A: A Gran – Battement!

Q: What do you call a ballerina with no knees?
A: I don’t know, but it’s a funny question!
 

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