YOU MIGHT BE A CHEVETTER IF...
2)YOUR CAR HAS MORE GAS THEN OIL IN THE CRAKECASE.
3)YOUR CAR HAS MORE CRACKS IN THE WINDSHIELD THEN IN THE ENTIRE I75.
4)YOU THINK YOUR SPINNING THE TIRES BUT ARE INFACT SPINNING THE CLUTCH.
5)RUST CAUSED YOUR CAR TO HAVE SUISIDE DOORS.
6)YOU REPLACE BALLJOINTS MORE OFTEN THEN YOU PUT GAS IN THE CAR.
7)YOUR GAS TANK IS HELD ON WITH DUCK TAPE.
8)YOUR "CHERRYBOMB" MUFFLER IS INFACT ONLY A POP CAN.
9)YOU SAY TO YOUR BUDDIES,"ITS SLOW BECAUSE THE FLOOR MAT IS IN THE
WAY"
10)YOU HAVE 4 DIFFRENT TIRES ON THE CAR.
11)Adding a stereo doubled the value of your "Vette"
12)Your CB radio transmits farther than you are willing to travel in your
"Vette"..
13)You have actually conned your significant other into have sex in the
"Vette"..
14)You drive the "Vette" to keep people from bumming rides.
15)You threaten your teenage kids with having the "Vette" for their first
car.
if they don't get a job and make enough to buy their own.
16)You are getting 40 plus mpg and still try every trick to increase
mileage..
17)Every junkyard counterman within a hundred mile radius of your house
knows
you by name.
18)You consider it a plus that your wife and kids refuse to ride in the
"Vette"
for any reason.
19)your spinnin hubcaps cost more than ur chevette did.
20)your cd player in your vette cost more than a new set of tires. © 2004 shakeedogg@yahoo.com
1)YOU HAVE ENOUGH SPARE PARTS TO BUILD ANOTHER CHEVETTE.
i need all your input for this page....why might you be a chevetter?
