| Position | Occupant of Position |
| Founding Fan Girl, Resident Porn Star, and Resident Vampire (S)layer | Candy McFierson (Me!) |
| Keeper of Brooms & Welcomer of Newbies | Remus's Nymph |
| Oliver's Body Guard & First Mate | Harriet Vane |
| Keeper of Keys | noireve |
| Navigator | April |
| Keeper of Sean's Bum | Aureliana |
| Official Psychiatrist | Jello Ink |
| Official Seamstress | RazzberryRain |
| Cleaning Lady and Complaints Desk Lady | wild_prefect |
| Keeper of the Wardrobe | Aurora Rhiannon |
| Oliver Wood's Masseuse | SexyHarrySpecs |
| Official Negotiator | Caillean |
| Keeper of Oliver's Quidditch Balls | crazed_slytherin |
| Official Keeper of Quaffles/S.H.A.L.L.O.W. Dictionary | Becca Padfoot |
| Random Fan Girl Hurling Herself At The Body Guard | Cricket |
| Keeper of Oliver's Sexy Smirk | ~Kaylin~ |
| Official
Rewinder of the Bludger Scene For S.H.A.L.L.O.W. and
Proud Owner of a S.H.A.L.L.O.W. Thong |
michellek25 |
| Keeper of the Quidditch Robes | LupinLover |
| Keeper of Oliver's Quidditch Strategy Diagrams | H.F. |
| Polisher of the Broomsticks | Lilanthe |
| Keeper of the Peephole in the Quidditch Showers | Roadblock Malloy |
| Keeper of Oliver's Accent | Childofthemoon |
| Official Sleeper in Oliver's Bed/Bartender | mermaid667 |
| Oliver's Drinking Buddy | Nimuial |
| Keeper of Oliver's Socks | Ennia |
| Oliver's Official Wand Polisher | heath-sy |
| Keeper of the Nutty Chocolates/Coder of the Newsletter | Alexia |
| Oliver Wood's Official Sweat Mop | Teaspoon of Mel |
| Keeper of Oliver's Bed Time Bear | psychoglitta |
| Candy McFierson's Fearless Rescuer | waterlily12 |
| Oliver Wood's Official Showerer | Ocearna |
| Oliver's Personal Cheerleader | Whitney Weldon |
| Ironer of Oliver's Kilts | SilverDove |
| Keeper of Oliver's Kilts | FlowerChild |
| Personal Lawyer to Mr. Wood | Moony's Mistress |
| Camera Girl in Charge of Filming Oliver's Personal Porn | Artemis Sprite |
| Oliver's Plaider | Llewellyn |
| Oliver's Little Guardian Faerie Friend | Tael Gryphon |
| Official Quidditch Practice Buddy | sparks |
| Stealer of Oliver's Kilt and Pants | Celebren Maethor |
| Wood's Official Tutor | slytherinsweetie |
| Keeper of Oliver's Towel | Slythindor |
| Official Protector of Porn Star Monikers | sPa*RkLe |
| Official Photographer | JJ Similior |
| Official Stick and Mirror Girl | off KILTer |
| Oliver's Official Bagpiper | Expelliarmus |
| Official Keeper of Oliver's Post-Loosing Quidditch Restraints | Sasky Elf |
| Keeper of Oliver's Wood and Sean's Bigger Staff | Fate201 |
| Official Letter Licker and Hander-Outer of Ollie's Breath Freshener | aralkcidder130 |
| Oliver's Official Tonsil Hockey Coach | Phoenix Guardian |
| Official Principal Flautist | Shyanne |
| Oliver's Personal Waitress | Professor Malfoy |
| Water Girl, Puddlemere United Quidditch Team | Cedar |
| Keeper of the Answer To the Important Question -- Boxers or Breifs? | Moonbeam |
| Writer of Oliver's Pep Talks | ~*Kales*~ |
| Oliver's Official Hair-Dresser | doodlebuguk |
| Official Drum Major For the Puddlemere United Marching Band | Cerridwen Skye |
| Oliver's Practicing Partner | Ali-El |
| Keeper of Oliver's BroomSTICK Servicing Kit | SeansErised |
| The Owner of Oliver's Personal Tiki Stand | TheWickedRavenclaw |
| Quidditch Commentator | Laucia Siandel |
| Oliver's Dresser | Sáre |
| Keeper of Oliver's Secret Stash of Chocolate Frogs | Haeli J |
| The Puddlemere United Reserve Team's Hobby Psychiatrist | Mira Zandar |
| Defender of Disco and Coffee | Anne-Mia |
| Keeper of Oliver's Sexy Sweaters | Leesee Elf |
| Oliver's CPR Partner | azriona |
| Kisser of Quidditch Boo-Boos | OlliKat |
| Babysitter of Oliver's Future Oli-ettes (children) | txt_eva |
| Official Bouncer of Fangirls | Harry Must Die |
| Oliver's Physical and Psychotherapist | Allie-Marina |
| Keeper of Oliver's Sexy Black Turtleneck | Lady_J |