S.H.A.L.L.O.W.: A History

Important SHALLOW facts:

• SHALLOW was founded on August 17, 2002 at 6:41 PM by Candy McFierson. (candycorn@smileyface.com)
• SHALLOW stands for Society for Happy and Loony Lovers of Oliver Wood
• You can find our very first thread here: Forever SHALLOW
• Our list of old thread titles include:
              1.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W.: Society for Happy and Loony Lovers of Oliver Wood
              2.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. II: Drowning in the Showers. An Oliver/Sean Fan Club.
              3.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. III: Rewinding the Bludger Scene...
              4.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. IV: Looking For Sean's Bigger Staff
              5.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. V: He's too sexy for his kilt
              6.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. VI: The Fellowship of the Wood
              7.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. VII Over the river and through the Wood, to Oliver's house we go.
              8.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. IIX: Wood Is Good!
              9.   S.H.A.L.L.O.W. IX: And You Thought We Couldn't All Fit Into The Gutter...
              10. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. X: Kilts: A History
              11. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XI: As Wood As It Gets
              12. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XII: Waltz of the Gutterflowers
              13. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XIII: One Keeper To Rule Us All
              14. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XIV: Corduroy Trousers and Quaffles
              15. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XV: Spending Christmas In the Gutter
              16. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XVI: Counting Down To Midnight With Oliver
              17. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XVII: Being the Grass, Loving The Arse
              18. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XIIX: Swooning In the Quidditch Stands
              19. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XIX: The Taste At The Other End
              20. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XX: One X Shy of Pornographi c
              21. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XXI: O Is For Oh, So Sexy!
              22. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XXII: Wood No More
              23. S.H.A.L.L.O.W. XXIII: Carved From Sexy, Sexy Man Rock
• Once upon a time SHALLOW had a brief war with O.O.P.S. (Oliver Wood's Obsessed Personal Sorority), which only lasted for 13 posts. It was ended by this post, made by SHALLOW Founding Fan Girl on September 29, 2002, upon her return from Plot Bunny Exile:
                           Excuse me, but I have to step in here.
  
                          *glares at various people who shall remain nameless*
  
                          I'm the one who originally started S.H.A.L.L.O.W., and I'm here to tell you that when I did, the thread had nothing to do with Sean Biggerstaff.
  
                          In fact, you can go to the first ever SHALLOW thread and I swear to God you won't see the word 'Sean' at all in my first post.
  
                          I want to thank everyone defending SHALLOW and I'm not going to mention anyone else because I'm liable to say anything when I lose my temper.
  
                          *scowls*
  
                          *adds in death glare*
  
                          *leaves before she can say half the things on her mind*
  
                          ~Candy McFierson, Founding Fan Girl of S.H.A.L.L.O.W.
• SHALLOW is one of the craziest and friendliest threads on all of FAP. All newbies welcome to join!!!
• The Order of SHALLOW, a group of SHALLOW oldbies was founded in Mid-January of 2003 to make sure posts stay on topic and to keep us from getting modded and all. 

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