Agar tumeh mujhse pyaar nahi
to mujhe delete kar ke dil se yu na nikaal
jaane kab pad jaye meri zroorat
Recycle-Bin mein daal.


Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga.


Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain


Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye


Tumhare saamne hain itne item
kabhi hume bhi pick karo
humare pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo


Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyaar se unhe good morning
woh hume ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning


Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiyahai chaalu
Apne Dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daalu


Apne chehre se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ae jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao


Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai


Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
par beech mein tere Boy-Friend ka virus aa jaata hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar
Mere dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar