Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere boyfriend ko shift+delete kar doonga


Aapke nakhre apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte hang ho gaye


Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai


Aapka hasna aap ka chalnaa aapki woh style
Aapke adaayo ki humne save karli hai file.


Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!


Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif


Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space


Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down


Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karunga
Tum uske debug karna, wait main karunga


Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya


Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat


Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail


Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash


Itne pyaar se bheji thi e-mail
uska deti kya jwaab Coward
kaha tha ki padh ke delete kar dena
par usne Apne Papa ko kar di Forward