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What is a Kiss?
in terms of Geometry it is a shortest distance
between two lips, in terms of Economics it is
that thing whose Demand is higher than supply.
What a Chiken will say when it's been cooked with Green Palak???
"Hum pe yeh kisne hara rang daala...Maar Daala....maar daala..."
Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Sumit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!
