Always keep photo of your wife in your wallet,
Look at it when you are in trouble,
You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!!
I had a very wild dream last night,
i saw that all the Devils of the World have died.
Please message me, i am really worried about you.
If U Sneeze once, think i m Remembering
U.
If U Sneeze Twice, Think I Want to meet U.
If U Sneeze Thrice Think I Am Missing U.
Sneeze 4th Time...FOOL TAKE MEDICINE...
Why do donkey eat Grass?...?...?...?...?
Oops!! I am Sorry!!!
That's your personal matter...
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Roadside Romeo-"Ae jaanemann
mere dil mein aa jaa"
Ladki-"Sandal utaaru kya?"
Romeo-"Are pagli yeh koi mandir thora na hai, aise hee aa jaa..."
I am missing you so much & dying
to see you,
but this...this...this wretched security guard at
Zoo is not letting me in.
Not every flower can represent love,
but Roses did it,
Not every tree can stand thirst,
but Cactus did it,
Not every monkey can read SMS,
But you did it....hi!!!
Bhai: - hey friends, Good News
I have got the full form of Bhai...
B - Best
H - Husband
A - Among
I - Indians
So now if a girl says you bhai don't worry...Go Ahead
Sumit : - I want to marry you
Simran : - But i am 1 year elder to you
Sumit : - No problem, i will marry you next year!!!
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