A few Thoughts

1. If you mix vodka with orange juice and Milk of Magnesia, Would you get a Phillips screwdriver?
2. If a pig loses his voice, Is he disgruntled?
3. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
4. Why is a man who invests your money called a broker?
5. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents worth, What happens to the other penny?
6. Why do croutons come in air tight packages? It's stale bread to begin with.
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
9. If horrific means to be horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
10. Why isn't 11 called onety one?
11. "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do." is the longest sentence?
12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it stand to reason that electricians are delighted, musicians are denoted, cowboys are deranged, models are deposed, tree surgeons are debarked and dry cleaners are depressed?
13. If people from Poland are called "Poles", Why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

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