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Bad to Worse

1.Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.
2.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.
3.Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
4.Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.
5.Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.
6.Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
7.Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.
8.Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent.
9.Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.
10.Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.
11.Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
12.Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no."
13.Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay.
14.Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.
15.Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.
16.Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday.
17.Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art.
18.Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
19.Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
20.Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real.
21.Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is.
22.Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.
23.Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
24.Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video.
25.Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit.
26.Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star.
27.Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.
28.Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.
29.Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.
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