[Lady Sheherazahde's Wiccan Ways : Zahde's Fun and Games]
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Words to Live By (Sort Of)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
4. No one is listening until you make a
mistake.
5. It is far more impressive when others
discover your good qualities without your help.
6. If you tell the truth you don't have to
remember anything.
7. If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.
8. Never underestimate the power of stupid
people in large groups.
9. I don't have a license to kill. I have
a learner's permit.
10. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the
first time.
11. Don't squat with your spurs on.
12. Good judgment comes from bad
experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
13. The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
14. Duct tape is like the force, it has a
light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
15. I didn't say it was your fault. I said
I was going to blame you.
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines.
17. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.
18. Anything worth taking seriously is
worth making fun of.
19. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good
doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
20. Before you criticize someone, you
should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them,
you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
21. Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.
22. How many of you believe in
telekinesis? Raise my hands.
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