[Lady Sheherazahde's Wiccan Ways : Zahde's Fun and Games]
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You Might be Pagan If . . .
- When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire.
- You've been seen talking to cats.
- They talk back.
- You understand what they're saying.
- When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
- You know what "widdershins" means.
- You apply it.
- You have a fully stocked spice cabinet With more than 10 sices even if you don't cook.
- You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.
- You have a frequent buyer card at the local book store.
- The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything
to do with the Celts and saves it for you.
- You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics.
- You've caused them.
- The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice altar
you have there."
- On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
- You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols.
- That's why you bought one.
- You have friends who say they are elves.
- You believe them.
- You commit blasphemy in the plural.
- Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."
- When you say "Mother Nature," you mean it.
- In Religion 100, you're disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
- You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a
pentacle.
- You can explain the difference.
- You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
- You talk to trees.
- They talk back.
- You know dragons and fae exist.
- You've seen them.
- Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked
around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.
- Just dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.
- You've seen The Craft.
- You know where they were making stuff up in The Craft.
- You have explained this to other people.
- You can do it better than they did it in The Craft.
- You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.
- You've ended phone calls with "so mote it be."
- Your children go around telling people that "the Goddess loves you."
- You're reading this page.
- You understand what it's talking about.
- You have more to add.
additions:
- You make a futile attempt to draw a diagram for neophites
explaining exactly how to do a spiral dance.
- You leap the Beltane Balefires with gusto, and never worry
about catching on fire.
- You belong to a group that dances the maypole.
- No matter how many time your group's danced the Maypole,
you've NEVER GOTTEN IT RIGHT ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!
- You know what a Morris dance is.
- You have danced a Morris dance.
Dusty's additions:
- You know the difference between an atheme and a boline
- You use them...often
- You say Blessed Be after saying so-long to a person
- You know what it means
- You know that while using a Tarot Deck, the highest card doesn't always mean a that it's a good thing
- And you know the reverse applies to the same
You might be giving pagans a bad name if...
- You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon.
- You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text.
- You use it as such.
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