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Support Dihydrogen Monoxide

Do you believe in the First Amendment?

Do you support gay, women and minorty rights?

Do you agree that the United States Government is the spear-head of a global conspiracy to oppress people in need everywhere to keep the facist elite white male heterosexual regime in power around the world?

Then we have a new cause that needs your support!

Every day, millions of people around the world use dihydrogen monoxide (also commonly known as 'the drink', 'agua', 'evian', 'perrier' and 'poland spring'). It's so-called addictive qualities have

NOT YET BEEN PROVEN IN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY!

While it is true that it has many industrial uses, the government has decided to make such use of the chemical exclusive. Here in the U.S. and abroad whole regions are being kept deprived of dihydrogen monoxide - Death Valley, Saudi Arabia, Ethiopia, Israel, Iraq, Iran, Egypt,and many other Asian/African and Third-World Countries!

Despite the use of dihydrogen monoxide in British hospitals for the terminally ill, doctors around the globe insist that the chemical is not safe.

But what REALLY are the effects of dihydrogen monoxide on people?
- lack of dehydration
- hunger-supressant
- causes MINOR changes in body temperature
- used externally can spiritually and ethically cleanse the body
- promotes internal cleansing of the body's chakras

But because the chemical is so beneficial, and because there is no money in it for all the fat rich politicians in power, the chemical is in danger of being banned. Write your congressperson or senator, and

SUPPORT DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

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