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An upside to the Y2K predictions!

Inter-Office Memo
Date: January 1, 2000
Re: Vacation Pay

Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I am sure you are aware, our employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year, or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work, or notify our office, and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.37, which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing


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