TOTALLY USELESS MARRIAGE FACTS

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honeymonth" or what we know today as the "honeymoon."
http://mistupid.com/facts/page1.htm

Life in the 1500's
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and were still smelling pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the b.o.
http://mistupid.com/facts/page5.htm

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
http://www.foreverwed.com/humor/3004.htm

A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
http://www.foreverwed.com/humor/3004.htm

In North Carolina: If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html

In Pennsylvania: Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html

In Texas: You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html

It's illegal to throw shoes at the bride and groom.
http://www.oocities.org/Pentagon/Barracks/8889/jokes/laws.htm