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Boom Boom Becker
Boom Boom Becker

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2003
Dream Job: 1. Circus Clown driving the itty-bitty car 2. Midget Rustler
Born & Bred: Bismarck ND-The Sunny Riviera of Canada
Most memorable Wop Moment: Watching The Dancing Outlaw at the White Trash Wop (2000)
Greatest Musical Band Ever: ABBA or Bay City Rollers
Hobbies: 1. Body painting unsuspecting and sleeping hobos 2. Spending time with my Kitchen Midget - running through water sprinklers, doing the limbo, and washing those dirty, dirty, dirty dishes (if you know what I mean . . .)
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn with a twist of Ginger
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? I would do the Professor & Gilligan while letting the Skipper watch.
If I won the lottery I would . . .rid the world of pop stars under the age of 21 and buy an island and charge a million dollars a day to rent it, towels not included.
Quote: Mentira! Soy inocente!

Brandi
Brandi

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2005
Dream Job: Working w/ animals & actually getting paid really well
Born & Bred: Minneapolis, MN
Most memorable Wop Moment: ohhh so many, but I think Becker passed out was good
Greatest Musical Band Ever: mmmm Huey.... or Motley Crue, girl don't go away mad...
Hobbies: Drinking, socializing, you know the usual
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn, she was so down to earth
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? Mr. Howell, he was rich
If I won the lottery I would . . .Buy Sweet Lucy a really good cooler to put the WOP in & fly everyone to a tropical destination for the next WOP
Quote: Come again when you can't stay so long!

BW
BW (for Barbara Walters - wink wink)

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2002
Dream Job: Wonder Woman
Born & Bred: Alexandria, MN
Most memorable Wop Moment: The Inaugural Wop in West Fargo, ND
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Everclear (duh!)
Hobbies: Reading, reading, and more reading
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? The Professor
If I won the lottery I would . . .Become Santa Clause
Quote: I think these guys are our soulmates!

The Winker
Charlotte The Winker

Year I Became a Five Timer - 2002
Dream Job: Mob Boss - my cover would be owning a bar call The Web as well as being a Party Coordinator
Born & Bred: Albertville, MN
Most memorable Wop Moment: Too drunk to remember (other than the time Dano tried to steal my 5-Timers shirt)
Greatest Musical Band Ever: KISS-You wanted the Best, you got the best!
Hobbies: Skiing, anything accounting related, rock concerts and hockey games
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: None
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? Skipper - he is such a leader!
If I won the lottery I would . . . buy a new car for me, a truck for Jeff, put money aside for each of the children's college education, buy a bit larger home, and then invest and live a bit more relaxed. I would like to keep my job or finally own my bar!
Quote: Ha-Ha Dano! I beat you to the Five-Timers Club! How does it feel to have The Winker beat you?

Dano
"63"

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2003
Dream Job: Pro Football Running Back
Born & Bred: Montevideo, MN
Most memorable Wop Moment: What happens at the lake, stays at the lake.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: No Doubt (Gwen . . . . . . . . . .)
Hobbies: Hanging out at Lyles with Jimmer, playing Earthshaker, flag and fantasy football, bass fishing, deer and pheasant hunting.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: Gilligan
If I won the lottery I would . . .First Stop Vegas! All those interested are invited!
Quote: I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

Gina-Bina
Gina-Bina

Year I Became a Five Timer - 2005
Dream Job: Follow my favorite bands around while on tour and in the recording studio.
Born & Bred: Minnesota
Most memorable Wop Moment: The Lake - What happened at the lake stays at the lake.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: The Bugaloos
Hobbies: music, movies, cross-stitch
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? The Professor
If I won the lottery I would . . . invest invest invest and make some changes to my work schedule
Quote: It's better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret - John Petrucci & Dream Theater

Haar
Haar

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2006
Hometown: Next door to Laura Ingalls Wilder and Kids Choice White/Iron Fortified
Dream Job: Professional Hedonist
Most memorable Wop Moment: 2006 when I became a 5Xer and permanently scarred for life.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Motley Crue featuring Neil Diamond live in concert.
Hobbies: See dream job. Keeping my fanclub happy.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: Mary Ann and Ginger
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: If I have to play the game, I'm going for Mr. Howell and the cash.
If I won the lottery I would do. . . Candi and Bambi and Honey and Kimmy and Lucy and . . . .Quote: "Great minds have little time for small morals." - Aaron Burr.

The Jimmer
The Jimmer

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2005
Hometown: Southwest MN
Dream Job: Porn Star or Rock Star, it's a tough call.
Most memorable Wop Moment: It's too fuzzy to remember.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: TOOL !!! (note from editor: yeah, right)
Hobbies: Judge for Ms. Hawaiin Tropic Pagent, Jim Beam quality assurance taster, fighting with 2 dwarves and a midget at Grandma's, and bicycling.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: First - MaryAnn. Ginger - 10 minutes and 38 seconds later.
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: The Professor
If I won the lottery I would . . . Spend the rest of my days wondering what I should be when I grow up.
Quote: "I'm not sayin' . . .I'm just sayin'."

Tootsie
Tootsie Beckstrand

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2003
Hometown: "The Bridge", Minnesota
Dream Job: McDonalds Secret Quality Assurance - Cheeseburger Division
Most memorable Wop Moment: The Ms. Pacman tournament.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Rolling Stones, Alabama
Hobbies: Charter Member of the Andy Haar Fan Club, Bartering with the locals (I recently swapped four slightly used SUV tires for a half a pack of cigarettes - we're talking 20 cigs half-smoked), active philanthropist (hold smoke-a-thons to raise money for the American Lung Association), and Language Interpreter for the United Nations (specializing in the Canadian-English translation)
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: The Professor
If I won the lottery I would . . . finalize my divorce from Ben (Affleck), pay for all of my relatives' medical bills, buy a resort in northern Minnesota, a loft in New York city, and a cozy vacation home in South Beach, FL, a Lamborghini, and a wrestling ring (mental note: ask Boom Boom to borrow the midgets).
Quote: "Dream big, work hard, learn everyday, and enjoy life." - Newt Gingrich
"Why in the hell are you still here?" -Anonymous

Larrin
Larrin aka Satan

Year I Became a Five Timer: If you cant remember, you must not be a real 5 Timer
Dream Job: School Bus Driver - You get to take out all your aggressions by yelling at kids, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! (If only real work was that easy.....)
Born & Bred: Jud, ND- A.K.A. Gods country.
Most memorable Wop Moment: I do remember hearing stories of three gay guys and Andy going down, or something like that . . . but what happens at the lake, stays at the lake.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Lawrence Welk Orchestra-theres just something about that bubble machine
Hobbies: Plotting new and ingenious ways to slowly drive Jimmer insane. Pinball.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: Lovey, with a name like that how can you wrong?
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: In an eating contest, The Skipper. In a drinking contest, Mr. Howell.
If I won the lottery I would . . . go to Vegas and bet it all on red. Red is such a nice mistress, unlike that deceitful black- was burned by her one too many times until I pulled out the gun and..... ooops. I've said too much already.
Quote: Its been the Wop for hours, and I'm still not drunk yet!"

Jessie Rae
Jessie Rae

Year I became a five-timer: 2004
Born & Bred: St. Michael-Albertville, MN AKA: the sh*ts 'n sticks, AKA: Saint Alcoholic -Michael Ville, AKA: I knew how to get to this town *BEFORE* the d@mn outlet mall
Most memorable Wop Moment(s):
Year One: “I’m the cool Jessica”
Year Five: What happens at the lake –STAYS- at the lake!
Greatest Musical Band Ever: B52’s
Hobbies: Lounge Singer, drug sniffing dog, chopping broccoli and spending time with friends.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: Ginger in MaryAnne’s clothing
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? The Professor – gotta love a brilliant man with a white shirt in khakis
If I won the lottery I would . . . produce the musical of Sweet Lucy’s life story.
Quote: ...and he’s the son-of-a-b*tch who killed my frog!

Teri
Kitty

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2006
Dream Job: To be independently wealthy and, if I must work, to be a wildlife biologist.
Born & Bred: Born – Minneapolis, raised – Bloomington, bread - wheat
Most memorable Wop Moment: A woman wearing a toga and a curtain tie back around her forehead sitting in the basement with her head in a bucket. Later there were drawings...
Greatest Musical Band Ever: REM
Hobbies: Backpacking and all the hiking and camping that go along with it. Reading. Working on translations so I can publish the Kathy to English Dictionary. Continually being the most improved bowler without actually ever improving.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? The professor. I have to know what else can he do with coconuts.
If I won the lottery I would . . .Build the log summer home on our land on the Gunflint Trail. Buy a winter home in Hawaii. Give a lot of $ to the Humane Society. Charter a Windjammer cruise for a 7 day Carribean vacation with 100 of my closest friends and then hold an elaborate contest to find out who my 100 closest friends are. Buy an RV and drive from Mexico to Alaska stopping to take photos of the World's Largest (insert items here) along the way so I can finally put together the World's Largest photo album.
Quote: “Wise was I as a child who knew who he was, or, wiser still, who was wise enough never to have thought to ask the question” - Gerry Spence

Lady Tracy
Lady Tracy

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2004
Dream Job: Roadie for a band that pays for their own beer
Born & Bred: To lose!
Most memorable Wop Moment: The fridge squirrel (aka Squirelly the Party Mascot).
Greatest Musical Band Ever: The Dictators or The Supersuckers, depends on the day.
Hobbies: Carrying around band equipment and fetching beers. Going to rock shows.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn.
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? Maynard Crepps
If I won the lottery I would . . .put my phone in a grocery bag, run out to my front lawn and wave the phone over my head while screaming like a chicken.
Quote: "Never seperate the life you live from the words you speak." Paul Wellstone

Sweet Lucy
Sweet Lucy

Dream Job: Game Show Host-my mentors include (but not limited to) Monty Hall, Chuck Barris, Bob Barker, and Wink Martindale
Born & Bred: St. Michael-Albertville, MN
Most memorable Wop Moment: Being snowed in for 4 days with strangers (I can't believe that cock had the clap!) . . . and then there was that year 5 at the lake.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: REM, Bob Dylan, The Doors, The Billys
Hobbies: Charter Member of the Andy Haar Fan Club, Stalking Christian Slater, re-enacting The Sound of Music, writing 'My Life-The Sordid Story of a Lost Soul' (my musical autobiography). And don't forget the porn.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn in Gingers clothing
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: The Professor (he can tune my coconuts anyday . . .)
If I won the lottery I would . . . buy all the cable companies and form a monopoly - after a lengthy visit to Slots-a-Fun in Vegas! (cha-ching!)
Quote: "I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host." - Dorothy Parker OR "Pain is not a word in my vocabulary. Its just something that comes with being alive." - Kirby

Megan
Megan

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2006
Hometown: Duluth, Minnesota next to that great lake Superior
Dream Job: The devil on my shoulder says "a Race Car Driver" however the angel on my other should says to take over Martha Stewart Living Onmimedia.
Most memorable Wop Moment: Squirrely the Party Mascot...and when my then boyfriend (now husband) dropped his pants and mooned the room at his inagural WOP.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Prince and the Revelution | Madonna | Roisen Murphy | Rilo Kiley - I am indecisive after all
Hobbies: Cutting grass with scissors, talking about sex, zamboni driver, dancing with feather boas, flower arranging, boob shaking, travel, and the rest of my free time is spent figuring out a cure to the wet spot.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: The Professor
If I won the lottery I would . . . Travel until I had seen all I wanted to see in this world and every year from then on the WOP would be on a cruise ship someplace warm with adjoining balcony rooms and we would cruise and party until the cooler is empty! (or should I say clean???)
Quote: "In America, sex is an obession, in other parts of the world it's a fact." -Marlene Dietrich. | "If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose say: "I'm cheap!" | "The end of one race is the beginning of another."

Peanut
Peanut

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2003
Hometown: Detroit Lakes
Dream Job: Professor of Cellular Physiology. Or the chick who names paint colors
Most memorable Wop Moment: What happens at the lake, stays at the lake.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Ben Harper, DMB, Jurassic 5, REM
Greatest Bar Band: The Billy's . . .have you seen those forearms?
Hobbies: reading, biking, drinking
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: Ginger
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: duh, The Professor
If I won the lottery I would . . . have a lot of cash
Quote: "I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid"

Sir Chadwick
Sir Chadwick

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2004
Born and Bred: Minneapolis
Dream Job: Bass player of the Ramones 1-2-3-4
Most memorable Wop Moment: The Dancing Outlaw
Greatest Musical Band Ever: The Rolling Stones
Hobbies: Putting objects in my pants
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: All three!
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: Skipper
If I won the lottery I would . . . Create my army of Monkeys!!!!
Quote: "What this party needs is a Monkey!"

The Real Party Animal
Squirrely The Party Mascot

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2005
Born and Bred: Made in China
Dream Job: Shift Supervisor at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Most memorable Wop Moment: I'm not sure which was more traumatic . . . my first night in the freezer or my day out of the freezer (ahhh sweet freedom).
Greatest Musical Band Ever: Squirrel Nut Zippers
Hobbies: Beer-Drinking, hitting on the ladies, and scaring people in general.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: Whoever had the biggest knockers.
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?: I fear the Skipper would eat me, Mr. Howell would trade me, The Professor would use me for strange experients . .. I guess I'll go with Gilligan.
If I won the lottery I would . . . bust outta this freezer and hit Vegas! Probably smack that b*tch who keeps me in the freezer too.
Quote: Dos mas cervezas, por favor! No mas tequila!

The Kaiser
The Kaiser

Year I Became a Five Timer: 2004
Dream Job: I already have my dream job.....blue collar forever!
Born & Bred: South Saint Paul, Minnesota!
Most memorable Wop Moment: I think I passed out prior to it.
Greatest Musical Band Ever: This must be a trick question, for there is no "one" greatest band ever. For the sake of an answer, I will have to go with......RUSH. What a great group of musicians.
Hobbies: picking my nose, watching porn.....the usual guy stuff.
MaryAnn, Ginger, or Mrs. Howell?: MaryAnn and Ginger in a three way.
Gilligan, The Professor, Skipper, or Mr. Howell?? no comment
If I won the lottery I would . . .have a butt-load of money to blow. I'm sure I would be in Vegas within 24 hours of winning.
Quote: "Come on! Let's all get naked!"

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