Many years ago, I came up with several extremely twisted jokes. While, they may not be anywhere as deranged as the Halloween story I wrote in 6th grade, it still is a sad look into my
twisted psyche.
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How many violent psychopaths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No one knows. They kill all the witnesses and secretly bury them and deny ever changing a lightbulb. |
Did you hear the one about what the violent psychopath drank at the bar?
He went crazy and killed everyone. So, no one knows what he drank. |
Why some violent psychopaths like to kill blondes?
They use brain fluid to write messages on the walls. However, blondes have more hairspray than brain fluid. |
Why do other violent psychopaths like to kill blondes?
They want to use brains that haven't been used before. |
Why do violent psychopaths like to kill people?
It beats stamp collecting. |
What do violent cannibal psychopaths say when they eat chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Tastes like people. |
Why do violent psychopaths like the beach?
They're encouraged to bury people and where else can they use their favorite surfing expression "Hang-Ten." |
Why do violent psychopaths like to take parts of their victims on vacation with them?
They love bringing their work with them. |
Why do violent psychopaths not like to kill lawyers?
Lawyers don't have hearts to be removed. |
Why do violent psychopaths not like to kill politicians?
Violent Psychopaths like to kill warmblooded creatures. |
Why did the violent psychopath cross the road?
You'd probably say something like he killed everyone so no one knows why. He crossed the road to find more victims. |
